So Dark the Con of Man
@sodarktheconofman.bsky.social
Happily with my wife for 41 years.
I mostly listen and rarely speak.
Don't expect responses to DMs.
I mostly listen and rarely speak.
Don't expect responses to DMs.
He looks like he's trying to see his own earlobes.
December 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
He looks like he's trying to see his own earlobes.
Can I hope that it's by him 'accidentally' falling out of a 13th story window?
December 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Can I hope that it's by him 'accidentally' falling out of a 13th story window?
Would you really be surprised if it wasn't parody?
I know I wouldnt.
I know I wouldnt.
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Would you really be surprised if it wasn't parody?
I know I wouldnt.
I know I wouldnt.
Remember the 2 children in Texas who die frpm measles? One of the kids' parents said if they had to do it all over again, they still wouldn't vaccinate their child.
What kind of MAGA mindlessness is that?
What kind of MAGA mindlessness is that?
December 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Remember the 2 children in Texas who die frpm measles? One of the kids' parents said if they had to do it all over again, they still wouldn't vaccinate their child.
What kind of MAGA mindlessness is that?
What kind of MAGA mindlessness is that?
"The largest tanker ever seized. Nobody knows more about seizing tankers than me!"
December 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
"The largest tanker ever seized. Nobody knows more about seizing tankers than me!"
Yes, I said, for the love of god!
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Yes, I said, for the love of god!
It can be done with toenail clippers.
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It can be done with toenail clippers.
Since I spend my entire spring, summer, and fall trying to eradicate Spurge from my lawn, forgive me if I don't join in your loving celebration of this invasive crap.
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Since I spend my entire spring, summer, and fall trying to eradicate Spurge from my lawn, forgive me if I don't join in your loving celebration of this invasive crap.
But, didn't his DOJ, 3 months ago, state that there was nothing left to investigate?
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
But, didn't his DOJ, 3 months ago, state that there was nothing left to investigate?
I don't think anyone will want to play at "Mango Mussolini Stadium"
Do you?
Do you?
November 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I don't think anyone will want to play at "Mango Mussolini Stadium"
Do you?
Do you?
I don't think anyone would want to play in "Mago Mussolini Stadium."
Do you?
Do you?
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I don't think anyone would want to play in "Mago Mussolini Stadium."
Do you?
Do you?
Go ahead.
We have 70 mph speed limits in Florida. This means every idiot drives at 80 and 90 mph.
The death toll is incredible!
We have 70 mph speed limits in Florida. This means every idiot drives at 80 and 90 mph.
The death toll is incredible!
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Go ahead.
We have 70 mph speed limits in Florida. This means every idiot drives at 80 and 90 mph.
The death toll is incredible!
We have 70 mph speed limits in Florida. This means every idiot drives at 80 and 90 mph.
The death toll is incredible!
Tick-Tock MAGA motherfuqers!
November 6, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Tick-Tock MAGA motherfuqers!
Me, seeing a puma in the wild:
"If not huggable, why does it look so cuddly?"
"If not huggable, why does it look so cuddly?"
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Me, seeing a puma in the wild:
"If not huggable, why does it look so cuddly?"
"If not huggable, why does it look so cuddly?"
Darn. Ypu beat me to it.
October 31, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Darn. Ypu beat me to it.
I swear, every time he does his little dance, this is what I see!
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I swear, every time he does his little dance, this is what I see!
Be careful. We're still running on Windows 1.0.
We're too cheap to update.
We're too cheap to update.
October 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Be careful. We're still running on Windows 1.0.
We're too cheap to update.
We're too cheap to update.
Nobody knows. So maybe we should stop them and inspect rather than send a Hellfire middle or some such nonsense.
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Nobody knows. So maybe we should stop them and inspect rather than send a Hellfire middle or some such nonsense.
I'm glad we ended up with Barack. But I wouldn't have been upset if it had been John.
That's the difference between the Republican party then as compared to now.
That's the difference between the Republican party then as compared to now.
October 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I'm glad we ended up with Barack. But I wouldn't have been upset if it had been John.
That's the difference between the Republican party then as compared to now.
That's the difference between the Republican party then as compared to now.
I hear nothing but the sounds of spray paint cans shaking.
October 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I hear nothing but the sounds of spray paint cans shaking.
We are the many.
They are the few.
Watch what happens when the many lose all fear of the few.
They are the few.
Watch what happens when the many lose all fear of the few.
October 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We are the many.
They are the few.
Watch what happens when the many lose all fear of the few.
They are the few.
Watch what happens when the many lose all fear of the few.
I see they are deploying the 'bubble'attack strategy
Banned by the UN and 14 other Western countries.
Have they no sense or understanding of the damage they are causing.
It's hell on the streets.
Banned by the UN and 14 other Western countries.
Have they no sense or understanding of the damage they are causing.
It's hell on the streets.
October 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I see they are deploying the 'bubble'attack strategy
Banned by the UN and 14 other Western countries.
Have they no sense or understanding of the damage they are causing.
It's hell on the streets.
Banned by the UN and 14 other Western countries.
Have they no sense or understanding of the damage they are causing.
It's hell on the streets.