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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1h

These phrases are hereby banned
melting down! (no they aren't)
in panic mode! (no they aren't)
imploding! (no they aren't)

sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 3h

Google: "Best I can do is a hallucination of her eating spaghetti"

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 3h

Saw my first Frey sign! I just had to leave my socio-economic bubble & go to the mean streets of south south Minneapolis

sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 3h

Whoever they are, none of them rhyme with uncle.

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 3h

I have a hangover hangover.

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 12h

You're canceled! by a whole gender, a whole sport, a whole country & a whole continent

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 12h

cricket fans when baseball fans complain about long games

a man wearing a black hoodie is praying with his hands folded

ALT: a man wearing a black hoodie is praying with his hands folded

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 17h

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half

sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 18h

Today I drove 400 miles to deliver a dog to a sick old lady. That sounds a little preposterous. I wouldn't believe it. I'm probably not that nice.

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

Greg's version of Dean Stockwell's version of Wilbur Whateley?

sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

That leaning man is getting around

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

So the lore was there was a target on the side of a building, then the guy hit homerun that hit the target, then they put an image of a baseball on the target?

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

TMORA basement has political cartoons by Ukrainian artists, 5th iteration of this display

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

It's the most fun, but I like the bizarro creatures too. That whole era is painted like there's no sunlight anywhere, but the milkmaids at least get sun

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

TMORA "monumental" paintings exhibit is until Oct 12. They mean large in size, focusing on post-Stalin & pre-collapse

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

Went to The Museum of Russian Art (TMORA) today. I've been there a few times. It's not large but changes exhibits for variety

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

I'm working in an outdated paradigm
Who I hit with a power mower
One leg is missing, the other is gone
The third leg is scattered all over the lawn

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

Old photos backgrounds are more interesting than the subject of the photo. Here's 20 years ago, living my best life with a 3 disc CD player & Bob Dylan's Biograph

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

Ras Tafari!

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

I'm keeping Minneapolis weird by making this video about Portland & Austin

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

"The one that doesn't do anything but make milquetoast statements starting with 'Let me be clear...'" "You're going to have to narrow it down a lot more"

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

You got your mise-en-scéne in my dénouement! You got your dénouement in my mise-en-scéne!

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

My favorite is Versailles, Pennsylvania which is pronounced by locals just like it's spelled, in English

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

What are the ranks in antifa? Is Queen Antifa the top?

sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

Nextdoor is hallucinating?

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