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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2h

put that dog to work!

sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2h

after you fly over the handlebars, land your head on a rock & get by with nothing but a dent in your helmet, you'll forever praise helmets

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 3h

TFW you're told you've won the Nobel Prize for big nerd glasses

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 3h

I'm an old dude, but my inner teenage girl likes that stuff. I liked KPop Demon Hunters but the target is probably teenage girls

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 4h

"Pure Heroine" is genius and made at 17. It's great, but I have to agree, not impressed seeing live songs

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 8h

Turned on NPR and heard "We've been here before. We haven't quite been here before. We've been here before, and it's interesting to see what's going to happen". Turned off NPR

sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 8h

That was so painful until we all found out what he was doing. Making his last money. I looked up production company & they openly promote themselves as a way to get tax breaks (i.e. "lose" money)

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 8h

I remember the dark times with 50% more scrubbing

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 8h

Two minute warning? Time for elevator pitch!

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 20h

...I am your neighbor

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

New Halloween costume option

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

These phrases are hereby banned
melting down! (no they aren't)
in panic mode! (no they aren't)
imploding! (no they aren't)

sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

Google: "Best I can do is a hallucination of her eating spaghetti"

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

Saw my first Frey sign! I just had to leave my socio-economic bubble & go to the mean streets of south south Minneapolis

sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

Whoever they are, none of them rhyme with uncle.

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

I have a hangover hangover.

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

You're canceled! by a whole gender, a whole sport, a whole country & a whole continent

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

cricket fans when baseball fans complain about long games

a man wearing a black hoodie is praying with his hands folded

ALT: a man wearing a black hoodie is praying with his hands folded

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half

sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 1d

Today I drove 400 miles to deliver a dog to a sick old lady. That sounds a little preposterous. I wouldn't believe it. I'm probably not that nice.

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

Greg's version of Dean Stockwell's version of Wilbur Whateley?

sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

That leaning man is getting around

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 2d

So the lore was there was a target on the side of a building, then the guy hit homerun that hit the target, then they put an image of a baseball on the target?

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 3d

TMORA basement has political cartoons by Ukrainian artists, 5th iteration of this display

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sodio @sodio.bsky.social · 3d

It's the most fun, but I like the bizarro creatures too. That whole era is painted like there's no sunlight anywhere, but the milkmaids at least get sun

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