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Facebook users are weirdly defensive about Kenny G AND William McKinley
December 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Facebook users are weirdly defensive about Kenny G AND William McKinley
How late do you wait to wear your Santa underwear?
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How late do you wait to wear your Santa underwear?
Christmas Day is supposed hit 60 degrees. I'm going to spend it on the back porch, grilling a ham
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Christmas Day is supposed hit 60 degrees. I'm going to spend it on the back porch, grilling a ham
Construction by the HELL IS REAL sign is finally done and I will be taking pics with it asap
December 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Construction by the HELL IS REAL sign is finally done and I will be taking pics with it asap
IN THE NEXT LIFE I'LL BE AN OYSTER
FARTIN'
FARTIN'
December 19, 2025 at 7:17 PM
IN THE NEXT LIFE I'LL BE AN OYSTER
FARTIN'
FARTIN'
Love that Trump is doing his own hunger games. Also love that he's never been hungry a day in his life
December 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Love that Trump is doing his own hunger games. Also love that he's never been hungry a day in his life
shoutout to the garbageman who throws my trashcans like he's in the WWF
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
shoutout to the garbageman who throws my trashcans like he's in the WWF
Chinese FIVE spice? In this economy?
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Chinese FIVE spice? In this economy?
Please, Lord, never let me get so fat that I can't fit through an antique store, amen
December 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Please, Lord, never let me get so fat that I can't fit through an antique store, amen
Facebook users are weirdly defensive about Kenny G
December 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Facebook users are weirdly defensive about Kenny G
"Good afternoon. I enjoy meat sludge, scratches, and throwing up wherever I please." - Frances the Cat
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"Good afternoon. I enjoy meat sludge, scratches, and throwing up wherever I please." - Frances the Cat
If I see another movie that hinges on a social media post "going viral" I am going to scream
December 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If I see another movie that hinges on a social media post "going viral" I am going to scream
A lot of people don't know this, but I was lead boy on a team of six at GE aviation 😇
December 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
A lot of people don't know this, but I was lead boy on a team of six at GE aviation 😇
Hims dick pills are just Cialis and Prozac mixed together. I wonder if instead I should buy a bullet and a gun.
December 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Hims dick pills are just Cialis and Prozac mixed together. I wonder if instead I should buy a bullet and a gun.
My favorite Chuck Mangione fact Is that being drunk and listening to "Give It All You Got" is amazing
July 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
My favorite Chuck Mangione fact Is that being drunk and listening to "Give It All You Got" is amazing
My favorite Hulk Hogan fact is that he was offered, but declined, to endorse the "Lean, Mean, Grilling Machine" that eventually became the George Foreman Grill
July 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My favorite Hulk Hogan fact is that he was offered, but declined, to endorse the "Lean, Mean, Grilling Machine" that eventually became the George Foreman Grill
I have an affinity for birds
July 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I have an affinity for birds
always there, always the same, never more true: "move in, now move out / hands up, now hands down / back up, back up / tell me what you're gonna do now / keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'"
January 21, 2025 at 11:24 AM
always there, always the same, never more true: "move in, now move out / hands up, now hands down / back up, back up / tell me what you're gonna do now / keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'"
"deleted scene of lightning mcqueen / blacked out at full speed" 😤😤😤 @mjlenderman.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 9:56 PM
"deleted scene of lightning mcqueen / blacked out at full speed" 😤😤😤 @mjlenderman.bsky.social
Hunter Biden? More like Hunter Ridin' deep with the colt cobra blocka blocka
December 3, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Hunter Biden? More like Hunter Ridin' deep with the colt cobra blocka blocka