I’d love the Medium Uthur! :3

i say “hottest” but I just mean “intensely compelling in a way that can be both completely nonsexual and also VERY A KINK THING and also it’s very sexual sometimes”

it’s not sexual today though just Fixated and Enraptured

a thing you need to understand about me is that i watched potc: at world’s end at a very formative age and developed a very particular fixation and unrelatedly i think Not Dying When They Ought To is one of the hottest things a character can do, so you see why I may be compromised

I Want To Idly Fondle My Two Dicks / Have My Two Dicks Fondled Idly Is What I’m Saying

honestly packing is a weird one for me. like I’d want something As Realistic As Humanly Possible (beyond realm of possibility) OR something so fantastical that its impossibility doesn’t matter, and riptide is so Perfect in the latter category

i am so incredibly in love with this design, what an gorgeous fantasy packer. really lovely detailing 🩵