Maybe it's a universal constant that fate will always conspire to tempt Sammy with overwhelming bulk.

Mmmm, two cakes.

Oh, looking so fancy in that suit and glasses! But still very powerful with all that chest showing.

Oh, lemurians! They're such silly little guys I love them.

The hair donation happened!!

the joke here is that it's a surprising portmanteau of two usually unrelated concepts. One of which (labubus) is inherently comedic.

the other joke here is saying that you need to touch grass, because even going outside won't fix your type of self-obsessed brainrot

Gotta love two huge men crammed up against each other. It's not just the symmetry, but the amount of contact between them and they way they are both just too big for a 'normal' kiss.

Still looking cute though!

I love the steel-toed sneakers. They're very Tough Guy, but also very Gotta Look Cool Guy.

It's not the same if you can skip phases or ignore mechanics from extreme offence or defence. It's when know how to react to every threat.

Or to put it another way:

Oh to be as well understood as an extreme boss fight, and be utterly destroyed by one whose ability betrays their obsession with me.

All of these are great, Bulky Bison is my favourite!

No need to pout or be shy ❤️🦬❤️

You might be making regrets, but at least you're making something.

It's difficult not to be distracted by a baker with buns like that!

I messed up and forgot to put the picture in the first post!! I've added it as a reply so it's a little easier to see than just my icon.

And yeah it's from a while back so your style may have shifted quite a bit since, but I still like it a lot.

Guess who didn't put the picture in the post!

I'm always overjoyed to see Blaidd getting treated properly ❤️

Ooh, how ominous!! Love the way he looms over, such intimidating bulk!

He DID oh nooooooo

Can we please find this man a healthy sexual outlet