Aobambi 💙🦌
@softplop.bsky.social
Aobambi // 35teen // she/him // brat prince who needs mouse bites to live // my favorite colors are millennial pink and old computer greige
Blaming the recipe but I'm pretty sure it's my oven's fault for having a hot spot and my fault for wanting to finish the book I was reading (it got super burnt on the outside and just done on the inside)
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Blaming the recipe but I'm pretty sure it's my oven's fault for having a hot spot and my fault for wanting to finish the book I was reading (it got super burnt on the outside and just done on the inside)
Like picture this level of similarity but ~barbie deluxe~ so she's serving cunt not creep
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Like picture this level of similarity but ~barbie deluxe~ so she's serving cunt not creep
This is so wild I literally just had a chicken blt at Wendy's and the bacon Was actually rly fresh n delicious more so than usual but I am not Abt to make it at home lmao it's like the cans of chili they sell too like it needs to be prepared in house by a stoned teenager or it's just not worth it
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is so wild I literally just had a chicken blt at Wendy's and the bacon Was actually rly fresh n delicious more so than usual but I am not Abt to make it at home lmao it's like the cans of chili they sell too like it needs to be prepared in house by a stoned teenager or it's just not worth it
Lil side project w a sweater I got at goodwill today
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Lil side project w a sweater I got at goodwill today
Exactly 1/2 way I ran out of yarn and now I gotta wait for it to arrive before I can finish the other half
November 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Exactly 1/2 way I ran out of yarn and now I gotta wait for it to arrive before I can finish the other half
The inside of my brain the moment I receive a compliment vs when I think Abt it 8 months later
October 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The inside of my brain the moment I receive a compliment vs when I think Abt it 8 months later
Here take one of these instead
October 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Here take one of these instead
1/4th of the way done
October 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
1/4th of the way done
I'm thinking this is a Pinterest fail they look like shrimpy buttholes
October 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I'm thinking this is a Pinterest fail they look like shrimpy buttholes
Making a scarf but currently it is the perfect length for a dog blanket
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Making a scarf but currently it is the perfect length for a dog blanket
They look more like mutnt shrimp than eyeballs but I'm hoping when they are frozen and floating in a pitcher of cranberry juice they will look more eyebally
October 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
They look more like mutnt shrimp than eyeballs but I'm hoping when they are frozen and floating in a pitcher of cranberry juice they will look more eyebally
Girl Dinner: skyflake w turkey, boursin cheese, and home made blood orange marmalade served w halved grapes and blue milk tea 💙💙💙
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Girl Dinner: skyflake w turkey, boursin cheese, and home made blood orange marmalade served w halved grapes and blue milk tea 💙💙💙
Rusty is helping me plan my party menu
October 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Rusty is helping me plan my party menu
Last year's candy gimmick was "cleaning out the pantry"-- I had all manner of bits and bobs in the candy basket And spicy ramen was v popular w the older kids. So naturally when there was a case of ramyun w kpop demon hunter branding i had to do it to em (w regular candy for the 🌶️ intolerant)
October 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Last year's candy gimmick was "cleaning out the pantry"-- I had all manner of bits and bobs in the candy basket And spicy ramen was v popular w the older kids. So naturally when there was a case of ramyun w kpop demon hunter branding i had to do it to em (w regular candy for the 🌶️ intolerant)
I always hate living in Georgia until I get my voting sticker and it's all worth it
October 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I always hate living in Georgia until I get my voting sticker and it's all worth it
My two beautiful sons (I was eating a turkey wrap)
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My two beautiful sons (I was eating a turkey wrap)
Costest closet cosplay of gambit from xmen for my Halloween party
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Costest closet cosplay of gambit from xmen for my Halloween party
I wasn't going to send out Christmas cards this year but I think now I have to
October 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I wasn't going to send out Christmas cards this year but I think now I have to
I dropped my pen but my dog just settled in next to me so rip I guess
October 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I dropped my pen but my dog just settled in next to me so rip I guess
Rly proud of the way I drew this dog at work the other day i came back today and saw it and was like damn I rly did that shit
October 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Rly proud of the way I drew this dog at work the other day i came back today and saw it and was like damn I rly did that shit