rawr means i love you in dinosaur

ohhhh i wanna snuggle his tummy and smooch him all over…..

read “touch my butt and buy me pizza” to the chorus of everybody wants to rule the world by tears for fears

double hell yeah

bounce on it like a novelty rubber ball from the quarter machine at the laundromat

unironically stupid good job conveying heft and softness combined here

now can we get a tummy to match those titties.

i am planting subliminal messages