@softpretzels.bsky.social
I’ll kill for my Blueskylers. Back the fuck off.
Isn’t good
January 20, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Isn’t good
what about?
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
what about?
If they ever got Max out of australia there’s a whole new world for him to explore which is frankly possibly a lot more fascinating than that place
January 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
If they ever got Max out of australia there’s a whole new world for him to explore which is frankly possibly a lot more fascinating than that place
You got something pink all over your wall
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
You got something pink all over your wall
Who cares unless there’s a contract and they’re shipping you to alaska just take it and get paid for a little and bail later if it really sucks but give it a try nothing constructive about building it up in your head to be worse than it potentially is..
January 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Who cares unless there’s a contract and they’re shipping you to alaska just take it and get paid for a little and bail later if it really sucks but give it a try nothing constructive about building it up in your head to be worse than it potentially is..
I feel the same way
December 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I feel the same way
Happens a lot in real life
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Happens a lot in real life
You and me bofe
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
You and me bofe
If you don’t specify what “that” is, you could be referring to your own wicked irreverence
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If you don’t specify what “that” is, you could be referring to your own wicked irreverence
You never know what could be coming
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You never know what could be coming
Accounts aren’t real unless their firsthand
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Accounts aren’t real unless their firsthand
I want munchkins
November 20, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I want munchkins
