Squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk!!!!!!!

Squaaaaaaaaaaaawk…~

I suppose I must now legally become bird

Squaa…squaaaaaaaaaaaaaawk! I *AM* the leader…! I am the biggest, after all!!! SQUAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!

Squaoof…too big to move though…maybe I should eat MORE so I’m rollable!

🤤🤤🤤

S-squaaaaa…if I get any bigger, I won’t be able to even move an inch..! Mmmmhhh….but the cheeseburgers the flock brings are…so tasty…….🍔🤤

SqUoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoOorp!!!

Squaaaaaaa…they keep pecking at me and pushing me around and stuffing me more and more like I’m supposed to be an Alpha Pokemon, but I’m noooot, I’m just a bird bruh 🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

SquaaOooUuUrp-!

Squawka-squawk! Squawkabilly!!!

I would be the most useless bird of all time, my big ass is NOT taking flight 💀 all the others in my flock would stuff me with junk food and make fun of me 🍔🦜