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@sojgly.bsky.social
I am not a software developer I’m actually a data specialist
Got called out for the little fanciful bit of pube in my thirst traps last night
December 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Got called out for the little fanciful bit of pube in my thirst traps last night
Goodnight internet I hope u sleep well
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Goodnight internet I hope u sleep well
That magical day when gay guys bravely come out as Lady Gaga aficionados
December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
That magical day when gay guys bravely come out as Lady Gaga aficionados
Me: I just can’t do another season of drag race
Also me: MIA STARR. MIA STARR THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE
Also me: MIA STARR. MIA STARR THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Me: I just can’t do another season of drag race
Also me: MIA STARR. MIA STARR THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE
Also me: MIA STARR. MIA STARR THE WOMAN THAT YOU ARE
(Me, a guy trying to be cool but also rehearsing a Gilbert and Sullivan musical) yeah bro I taradiddled her taradiddle until she tol-lol-layed
November 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
(Me, a guy trying to be cool but also rehearsing a Gilbert and Sullivan musical) yeah bro I taradiddled her taradiddle until she tol-lol-layed
I think it’s beautiful to be able to look past someone’s completely unremarkable, perhaps even mildly annoying vibe and discover they’re actually quite attractive
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I think it’s beautiful to be able to look past someone’s completely unremarkable, perhaps even mildly annoying vibe and discover they’re actually quite attractive
Pretending I’m sporty yet again
November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Pretending I’m sporty yet again
Truly hilarious to have returned to act*ng after a 15 year hiatus this evening
November 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Truly hilarious to have returned to act*ng after a 15 year hiatus this evening
Like oh you wanna know when we’re going to get engaged? We already are we just don’t do rings :(
Me and Joe being together for 12 years sometimes ends up creating a real “the one standing before you is a great mage who has lived for over a thousand” vibe when we’re out with gay guys who don’t know us well
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Like oh you wanna know when we’re going to get engaged? We already are we just don’t do rings :(
Me and Joe being together for 12 years sometimes ends up creating a real “the one standing before you is a great mage who has lived for over a thousand” vibe when we’re out with gay guys who don’t know us well
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Me and Joe being together for 12 years sometimes ends up creating a real “the one standing before you is a great mage who has lived for over a thousand” vibe when we’re out with gay guys who don’t know us well
I want big tits so I can shake them to BERGHAIN during the choral sections
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I want big tits so I can shake them to BERGHAIN during the choral sections
Gay nurses love being bodybuilding adjacent
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gay nurses love being bodybuilding adjacent
Currently shaking my ass left and right and round and round to TENNIS by Lily Allen. An ass cheek isolation for each syllable of “who is Madeline”
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Currently shaking my ass left and right and round and round to TENNIS by Lily Allen. An ass cheek isolation for each syllable of “who is Madeline”
A congressional race that’s two aged twinks fighting to the death
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
A congressional race that’s two aged twinks fighting to the death
Music is so good again thank god
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Music is so good again thank god
Straight guy on subway playing Jennifer Love Hewitt fancams at full volume
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Straight guy on subway playing Jennifer Love Hewitt fancams at full volume
There’s something so powerful about turning 36 and throwing your back out for the first time in years. It’s like you’re really engaging with existing in the space
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
There’s something so powerful about turning 36 and throwing your back out for the first time in years. It’s like you’re really engaging with existing in the space
Something something scaries
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Something something scaries
Trying to decide if I’m cuter with a little tummy ache or nah
November 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Trying to decide if I’m cuter with a little tummy ache or nah
If you perceive me as the yapper of the relationship you’ve never gotten Joseph carefree and yapping and I pity you
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If you perceive me as the yapper of the relationship you’ve never gotten Joseph carefree and yapping and I pity you
Help I’ve fallen down a falsettos hole and I can’t get up
November 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Help I’ve fallen down a falsettos hole and I can’t get up
I thought I was a real gay guy but the guy playing boots are made for walking as performed by Jessica Simpson at the gym deserves a medal of honor
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I thought I was a real gay guy but the guy playing boots are made for walking as performed by Jessica Simpson at the gym deserves a medal of honor
Found out my boyfriend got more plane paraphernalia from the plane gay group chat he has with all of my friends. Usually it’s just photos of airports but today it’s a little house that means something to airplane people
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Found out my boyfriend got more plane paraphernalia from the plane gay group chat he has with all of my friends. Usually it’s just photos of airports but today it’s a little house that means something to airplane people
When the OOMFs are in person and yapping with gusto CC: @willkellogg.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
When the OOMFs are in person and yapping with gusto CC: @willkellogg.bsky.social
📢 and they were like hey
🎭 you’ve got the lead in a play
🇬🇧 you’ve got to be back in London
🤹 for rehearsals in May
(This is all that’s in my head yes)
🎭 you’ve got the lead in a play
🇬🇧 you’ve got to be back in London
🤹 for rehearsals in May
(This is all that’s in my head yes)
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
📢 and they were like hey
🎭 you’ve got the lead in a play
🇬🇧 you’ve got to be back in London
🤹 for rehearsals in May
(This is all that’s in my head yes)
🎭 you’ve got the lead in a play
🇬🇧 you’ve got to be back in London
🤹 for rehearsals in May
(This is all that’s in my head yes)