Frankly I’d be more worried about Quebec cuz they’re got the legitimate cultural/linguistic reasoning

"It's my biiiiirthday soon, I can get myself a large fluffy Turtwig plush!" I say, as Cyndiquil the large looms ominously over my room on my dresser

I could probably consume your art and lore like candy

I get that feeling. There’s just SO MUCH going on that sometimes the only way to stay sane is to cultivate your own little garden of relationships and interests

Good stuff. Begone, Joanne!