Derek Swanson
@soliddude.bsky.social
A truly generational run.
January 19, 2026 at 12:29 AM
A truly generational run.
Fire those movies into my eyes with a shotgun. I cannot wait.
January 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Fire those movies into my eyes with a shotgun. I cannot wait.
Oh dude. Has no one introduced you to Armond White yet?!?
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Oh dude. Has no one introduced you to Armond White yet?!?
Goddamn that Agriculture record rips.
October 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Goddamn that Agriculture record rips.
Counterpoint: I’m high and this bakes in 10 minutes.
September 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Counterpoint: I’m high and this bakes in 10 minutes.
This is awesome.
September 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is awesome.
Butlerian jihad NOW.
August 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Butlerian jihad NOW.
HOPE YOU LIKE AEROSMITH, BRO.
August 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
HOPE YOU LIKE AEROSMITH, BRO.
That’s my neighborhood.
July 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That’s my neighborhood.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
May 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
The world’s greatest VCR.
March 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The world’s greatest VCR.
You ever try benzos? They were made for all hands meetings.
March 13, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You ever try benzos? They were made for all hands meetings.
Then there’s the added bonus of it kinda looking like a dong at first glance.
January 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Then there’s the added bonus of it kinda looking like a dong at first glance.
Baby boi and I commemorated our most unhinged favorite movie with temporal pincer tattoos.
January 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Baby boi and I commemorated our most unhinged favorite movie with temporal pincer tattoos.
Just going to assume you’re talking about 50 Shades Of Gray. Or the Bible.
January 8, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just going to assume you’re talking about 50 Shades Of Gray. Or the Bible.
I’m kind of impressed.
November 28, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I’m kind of impressed.
He’s gonna run so fast.
November 11, 2024 at 4:38 PM
He’s gonna run so fast.