sapph💎✨
@solidsapphire.bsky.social
30 yo in the midwest.
queer.
dog mom.
queer.
dog mom.
“friendly reminder uwu that ur payment is due soon-“
EAT SHIT OFF MY DICK
EAT SHIT OFF MY DICK
February 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
“friendly reminder uwu that ur payment is due soon-“
EAT SHIT OFF MY DICK
EAT SHIT OFF MY DICK
an aunt i haven’t talked to in over 10 years friend requested me on the fb account i dont use
a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car and making a peace sign .
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in a car and making a peace sign .
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:33 PM
an aunt i haven’t talked to in over 10 years friend requested me on the fb account i dont use
today specifically my caffeine intake is a fighter jet pilot doing a nosedive and my vyvanse capsule is picking petals off of flowers in a field 100 yards away
can yall quick flip it and reverse it so i can GET SOME FUCKING WORK DONE
can yall quick flip it and reverse it so i can GET SOME FUCKING WORK DONE
February 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
today specifically my caffeine intake is a fighter jet pilot doing a nosedive and my vyvanse capsule is picking petals off of flowers in a field 100 yards away
can yall quick flip it and reverse it so i can GET SOME FUCKING WORK DONE
can yall quick flip it and reverse it so i can GET SOME FUCKING WORK DONE
i have to call a plumber and like.
this is when my feminism is at its weakest ya feel
this is when my feminism is at its weakest ya feel
February 2, 2026 at 8:12 PM
i have to call a plumber and like.
this is when my feminism is at its weakest ya feel
this is when my feminism is at its weakest ya feel
when i get like super low in my depression my brain goes into like fight or flight about staying alive it’s weird lol
February 2, 2026 at 8:11 PM
when i get like super low in my depression my brain goes into like fight or flight about staying alive it’s weird lol
hey guess who dropped the ball again lol
finally convinced myself to finish arcane (i’m bad at finishing things bc something something saying goodbye to beloved characters something something irl abandonment issues etc) by compromising on watching ONE EPISODE a day.
s2e3 last night. my heart rate was 180 the entire time.
s2e3 last night. my heart rate was 180 the entire time.
February 1, 2026 at 9:05 PM
hey guess who dropped the ball again lol
how is a sitting president making death threats against congress not treason?
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
how is a sitting president making death threats against congress not treason?
i gotta hand it to kkkaroline tho she can spin any question of trump’s insane and immature behavior into how he’s so wonderful and honest and transparent compared to prior administrations.
she’s a perfect propaganda machine.
she’s a perfect propaganda machine.
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
i gotta hand it to kkkaroline tho she can spin any question of trump’s insane and immature behavior into how he’s so wonderful and honest and transparent compared to prior administrations.
she’s a perfect propaganda machine.
she’s a perfect propaganda machine.
#karolineleavitt is such a disgrace, there’s zero excuse for a sitting president to call for the death of congress members, even if accusing them of something like treason. presidents are not judge, jury, or executioner. that’s certainly not “doing things by the books.”
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
#karolineleavitt is such a disgrace, there’s zero excuse for a sitting president to call for the death of congress members, even if accusing them of something like treason. presidents are not judge, jury, or executioner. that’s certainly not “doing things by the books.”
everyday at work is just playing “how loud can i run my mouth before i get fired”
November 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
everyday at work is just playing “how loud can i run my mouth before i get fired”
totally just drove into oncoming traffic on accident.
okay.
alright.
that’s been my biggest fear my entire life and it actually just happened.
okay.
okay.
alright.
that’s been my biggest fear my entire life and it actually just happened.
okay.
November 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM
totally just drove into oncoming traffic on accident.
okay.
alright.
that’s been my biggest fear my entire life and it actually just happened.
okay.
okay.
alright.
that’s been my biggest fear my entire life and it actually just happened.
okay.
i’m so fucking tired of all this shit
October 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
i’m so fucking tired of all this shit
turning 30 this weekend didn’t make me feel old. what made me feel old is starting to go to bed with socks on.
October 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
turning 30 this weekend didn’t make me feel old. what made me feel old is starting to go to bed with socks on.
i’m constantly one fuckass work shift away from starting to chain smoke cigarettes
October 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i’m constantly one fuckass work shift away from starting to chain smoke cigarettes
i’m so mad i abandoned my theatre dreams and became a business nerd cause every time i found out new things about the #smosh cast and crew i mourn all the best friends i could’ve made cause omfg everyone is such a vibe
October 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
i’m so mad i abandoned my theatre dreams and became a business nerd cause every time i found out new things about the #smosh cast and crew i mourn all the best friends i could’ve made cause omfg everyone is such a vibe
i hate that a bunch of my time as an adult has become having to pretend all the other adults around me aren’t stupid as hell
October 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i hate that a bunch of my time as an adult has become having to pretend all the other adults around me aren’t stupid as hell
first week working two full time jobs back to back and i cannot lie my brain feels like it’s leaking out of my ears.
i’m going to bed at 9pm and sleeping for 14 hours.
i’m going to bed at 9pm and sleeping for 14 hours.
October 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
first week working two full time jobs back to back and i cannot lie my brain feels like it’s leaking out of my ears.
i’m going to bed at 9pm and sleeping for 14 hours.
i’m going to bed at 9pm and sleeping for 14 hours.
called my pet insurance cause a claim has been taking a while (big claim. huge.) and the girl who answered was like “we are short staffed and slammed and struggling i’m so sorry”
and i was like “it’s ok girl i work two jobs that are both short staffed and slammed and struggling i get it”
and i was like “it’s ok girl i work two jobs that are both short staffed and slammed and struggling i get it”
October 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
called my pet insurance cause a claim has been taking a while (big claim. huge.) and the girl who answered was like “we are short staffed and slammed and struggling i’m so sorry”
and i was like “it’s ok girl i work two jobs that are both short staffed and slammed and struggling i get it”
and i was like “it’s ok girl i work two jobs that are both short staffed and slammed and struggling i get it”
why does waking up early always feel like getting hit by a truck even after getting 8 hours? fuck
October 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
why does waking up early always feel like getting hit by a truck even after getting 8 hours? fuck
s2e4 and sevika has me panting on my couch ok gn
finally convinced myself to finish arcane (i’m bad at finishing things bc something something saying goodbye to beloved characters something something irl abandonment issues etc) by compromising on watching ONE EPISODE a day.
s2e3 last night. my heart rate was 180 the entire time.
s2e3 last night. my heart rate was 180 the entire time.
September 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
s2e4 and sevika has me panting on my couch ok gn
finally convinced myself to finish arcane (i’m bad at finishing things bc something something saying goodbye to beloved characters something something irl abandonment issues etc) by compromising on watching ONE EPISODE a day.
s2e3 last night. my heart rate was 180 the entire time.
s2e3 last night. my heart rate was 180 the entire time.
September 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
finally convinced myself to finish arcane (i’m bad at finishing things bc something something saying goodbye to beloved characters something something irl abandonment issues etc) by compromising on watching ONE EPISODE a day.
s2e3 last night. my heart rate was 180 the entire time.
s2e3 last night. my heart rate was 180 the entire time.
i’m like really sick of getting emails
September 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
i’m like really sick of getting emails
idk what’s after death but if there’s any politics i’m gonna be straight up pissed off
September 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
idk what’s after death but if there’s any politics i’m gonna be straight up pissed off
got a new job and my mom’s worried about my socials cause i’m a leftist with opinions.
idk how to tell her ma they’d care if i was a terror threat, not that i shitpost my shower thoughts and goon to jayvik fanart.
idk how to tell her ma they’d care if i was a terror threat, not that i shitpost my shower thoughts and goon to jayvik fanart.
September 25, 2025 at 10:38 PM
got a new job and my mom’s worried about my socials cause i’m a leftist with opinions.
idk how to tell her ma they’d care if i was a terror threat, not that i shitpost my shower thoughts and goon to jayvik fanart.
idk how to tell her ma they’d care if i was a terror threat, not that i shitpost my shower thoughts and goon to jayvik fanart.