ON CHRISTMAS

Again and again we make plans and she doesnt keep it. Like ok she will go where she wants to go, and clearly its not with me.

Ig this wont last long so whatever

Constantly making plans that feels like im not supposed to know about, somehow one of her friends seems more interested in my involvement bc hes the one that brings it up around me and even once said aw I wish she could come when I was sick. Mm. Mmm.

- friend visiting from out of state, everyone else going, it turns into seeing Christmas lights, mentioned on accident (presumably) during a hangout and she immediately asks if I wanna go

Aw yua im sorry she’s being mean 😞 you do deserve a gift, everyone does thats the point!!

And thats when she said pls im trying to say this respectfully but you can sell more if you use your looks to your advantage. LIKE PLS I do that at my other job enough. Oh sales sales sales. Pretty please give me ur money

It would be much too feminine dainty but the idea is so funny

I think she’d kill me 🤣

LITTLE SWAN…. 🦢🦋

You can do whatever first part

I love this sm nothing better in the world than a cat in a lil bow

Also someone gave me fudge and so I had a piece as my breakfast and maybe that wasn’t a good idea 🤣🤧