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Horny Girls In Your Area Are Setting Intentions Now
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Really happy with how this costume came out. My 9 year old's going out tonight as Jack from one of his favorite book series by @benhatke.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hey I wrote this!

This is the most biblical research I've done since I got in trouble for drawing unibrows on all the Jesuses in my CCD workbook.

What's the plural of Jesus? Jesi? Jesopides?
October 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is what streaming took from us
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hey I wrote this.

I need a jar like that for my morning coffee
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Red Cross definitely hasn't been infiltrated by vampires
October 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Anyone familiar with what #monster or #cryptid or #legendary creature this piece is portraying?

#crossstitch #embroidery
October 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I want someone to create a business of mini games for different occasions like Hallmark cards.
October 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ok
September 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
To be fair to Milo, I liked that first Unleashed game and had no idea they made a sequel either.
September 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
And while we're at it, what do you suppose this is?
September 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Saint Joseph was top salesman three months in a row this year

What the hell is this
September 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Try not to get too jealous of this mousepad I got at Goodwill for $1.99
September 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I just don't see the connection
August 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
One of my favorite things I've written this year. Feeling like Leonard more and more each day.
July 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hey, I wrote this!

This is for everyone that had to sit through conversations with a family member who "had an idea for an app that could make a lot of money"
July 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There's nothing I love more than creating fake company/product names.
July 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Cross-stitching and listening to CAKE and Bleachers and Sammy Rae
June 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Spotify does not have The Specials cover of Pressure Drop, which is why it will always be inferior to the CD booklet in my car.

Got Bargainville for free last week!
June 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Nah, here's a screenshot of the article that I lost the link to, but you could totally find it if you searched like Lycos or something
June 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Ok but was it a cool bug though? Because one time we found a katydid sitting on the hood of my car and I sometimes go back and look at that photo
May 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Facebook cares about my memories
May 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If @frankconniff.bsky.social, or anyone else ever needs to borrow the mint condition novelization of The Boatniks I found at a diner today, please don't hesitate to reach out.
May 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Every time I eat dates or apples, I feel like Hank Hill wondering why people eat anything else
April 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Anyone got a contact at Aldi that can comment on this breaking news?
April 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM