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Horny Girls In Your Area Are Setting Intentions Now
Screenshot of email subject lines which read: - Anabel plans for you to insert your penis into the vagina. - Lustful Lulu is planning to have anal sex with you. - Kalie plans to let you touch your penis now
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Really happy with how this costume came out. My 9 year old's going out tonight as Jack from one of his favorite book series by @benhatke.bsky.social
A 9 year old dressed in a red hoodie with a white star holding a sword, like the character Jack from the book Mighty Jack The cover of the book Mighty Jack
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Hey I wrote this!

This is the most biblical research I've done since I got in trouble for drawing unibrows on all the Jesuses in my CCD workbook.

What's the plural of Jesus? Jesi? Jesopides?
A screen grab from the linked article which reads: “We were plagued with budget issues from the start,” Mulcahy explained, “but Emily said that we were only being tested. Given opportunity to grow. Were we discouraged by raising only $412 on Kickstarter? No, Proverbs 17:3 says these trials are just a crucible for silver. Well, maybe not silver. What’s the metal equivalent of a 68? Tin?”
October 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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This is what streaming took from us
A screencap of an episode of Gilmore Girls with a Pop-Up-Video style note on the bottom that reads: Bran is high in fiber and potassium and low in fat and cholesterol.
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Hey I wrote this.

I need a jar like that for my morning coffee
Text from the article which reads: “Everyone I knew growing up caught Blue virus, and we’re all fine,” Kennedy crunched in a recent televised interview while sipping on a mason-jar labeled ‘antibodies’. “Video game medicine has been ideologically bound for the longest time. We can’t let our entertainment paint every disease as a death sentence with only one treatment. There are ways to treat the T-Virus, or whatever that guy from Prototype had. People should be free to explore those.”
October 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Red Cross definitely hasn't been infiltrated by vampires
An email from the American Red Cross with the subject line: CRITICAL NEED FOR BLOOD Text from a Red Cross marketing email which reads: Whether you have type O, A or B blood, or just pure pumpkin spice flowing through your veins, we'd love to see you soon.
October 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Anyone familiar with what #monster or #cryptid or #legendary creature this piece is portraying?

#crossstitch #embroidery
A woven piece of art depicting some kind of gray creature with a tail possibly playing a flute and wearing a blue hat
October 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I want someone to create a business of mini games for different occasions like Hallmark cards.
A screenshot that reads “At first, I thought it was just a sweet anniversary gift,” said Marissa Benson, whose NPC representation in the game grows progressively more gleeful with each of the player’s failures. “I think it was the end of Stage 2, where you slowly walk through a sewer littered with detailed pixel art of all the gifts Marvin’s given me over the years, that I caught on.”
October 2, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Ok
A steam transaction summary including the games: ORX Kitsune Tails MidBoss Kitzune Zero / Super Bernie World Ultra Hat Dimension
September 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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To be fair to Milo, I liked that first Unleashed game and had no idea they made a sequel either.
A quote from a satire article that reads: “I donated $5 just to tell you this is from two years ago,” said one viewer. But when the message was read aloud by a TTS voice, Killbride dismissed the attempts to downplay the hype. Other well-intentioned alerts from viewers were lost in a flood of emotes and bots spamming “HOT WHEELS LEADING THE WAY” after Killbride’s childlike glee at the announcement of an upcoming Hot Wheels Unleashed sequel, released two years ago this October.
September 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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And while we're at it, what do you suppose this is?
A CD labeled "Men's Club" with a picture of a man in a leather jacket and sunglasses screaming and holding a camera
September 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Saint Joseph was top salesman three months in a row this year

What the hell is this
A box containing a statue of St Joseph that you bury in your yard to help sell your house The back of a box with a statue of Saint Joseph that you bury in your yard to help sell your house
September 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Try not to get too jealous of this mousepad I got at Goodwill for $1.99
A Silicon Graphics mousepad made to look like a monitor with a dozen exciting 90s computer software windows open
September 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I just don't see the connection
A photo at a book store of a table covered with assorted Hunger Games novels, with a sign that reads "FOR FANS OF THE HUNGER GAMES"
August 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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One of my favorite things I've written this year. Feeling like Leonard more and more each day.
“I’m really in shock,” said Leonard Connelly, entertainment reporter and soon-to-be-metabolized resident of Earth. “I had a lot of things I wanted to do, a lot of projects that involved Earth existing. And my neighbor Regina is still on maternity leave; she didn’t need this added to her plate. It’s hard to feel good about our legacy being preserved when our legacy is being measured in caloric value. But I suppose we’ll adjust. There are other planets, after all.”
July 28, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Hey, I wrote this!

This is for everyone that had to sit through conversations with a family member who "had an idea for an app that could make a lot of money"
A screenshot from the quoted article that reads: Simon’s time in the game industry may be short-lived, however, as his recent suggestion that “someone should make a sitcom about [his] office, because it gets pretty crazy here sometimes” had already secured a three-season deal with Tubi.
July 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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There's nothing I love more than creating fake company/product names.
A screenshot of the linked article that reads: Squiizbox, a monthly subscription for squeezable snack tubes with flavors inspired by world cuisine, was one of the first advertisers to hand over management of their partnerships to MeaCulpAI.
July 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Cross-stitching and listening to CAKE and Bleachers and Sammy Rae
Photo of the stage at the Capital Groove festival Photo of the stage at the Capital Groove festival Photo of the stage at the Capital Groove festival
June 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Spotify does not have The Specials cover of Pressure Drop, which is why it will always be inferior to the CD booklet in my car.

Got Bargainville for free last week!
Moxy Fruvous's Bargainville and the soundtrack to the film Grosse Pointe Blank, both on CD
June 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Nah, here's a screenshot of the article that I lost the link to, but you could totally find it if you searched like Lycos or something
A fake screenshot of an entertainment article about a fictional game being pulled from Steam Storefront that reads: Valve quietly removes Harper Mitchell's debut indie game from Steam for being "too real" UPDATE: Game removed from itch.io as well. Victoria Phillips Kennedy Harper Mitchell's debut game gained significant media attention over the last year for its very real portrayal of things that might be uncomfortable to those who couldn't handle those themes and images. Yesterday, Valve removed the game from sale in the UK, and the title also became unavailable in Australia and Canada. The aforementioned game will likely be pulled from all PC storefronts altogether, says Mitchell in a statement that remains defiant over the game's right to exist.
June 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Ok but was it a cool bug though? Because one time we found a katydid sitting on the hood of my car and I sometimes go back and look at that photo
A katydid sitting on the hood of a car
May 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Facebook cares about my memories
A screengrab from Facebook of two boxes of Near East Wheat Salad mix, one labeled "Taboule" and the other labeled "Tabouleh". A message above the image from facebook reads "Andrew, we care about you and the memories that you share here. We thought you'd like to look back on this post from 11 years ago."
May 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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If @frankconniff.bsky.social, or anyone else ever needs to borrow the mint condition novelization of The Boatniks I found at a diner today, please don't hesitate to reach out.
A picture of the novelization of the film The Boatniks
May 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Every time I eat dates or apples, I feel like Hank Hill wondering why people eat anything else
A screengrab of Hank Hill from King Of The Hill smelling lawn clippings with the caption: TOP: Why would anyone do drugs BOTTOM: When they could just mow a lawn
April 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Anyone got a contact at Aldi that can comment on this breaking news?
A screen grab of a headline that reads: Trending Stories - Aldi Plans To Open Grocery Store
April 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM