It’s the absolute fucking worst. I’m on my third Celsius for the day just trying to keep myself functional.

Yep. Immutable law of golf. Good range session means an equal and opposite reaction on the course.

Case in point, the two in the majority haven’t touched a case as a litigator in at least ~40 years, their private practice was limited, and there’s literally zero impact to them for taking these asinine positions. Insanity.

This is what happens when our judiciary becomes so distanced from the realities of cases (mostly because many never even touch actually trying cases anymore) that the cases on appeal have as much impact to them as a law school hypothetical. Just untethered from reality.

Why in the world should we give someone one of the most stressful jobs on the planet and then hope they’ll get sober?

The appropriate spelling of our name has become a lost art. My name is now pronounced as “Stefan” almost universally.

Oh I just pick whatever random shampoo Costco seems to have on sale whenever I run out. Seems to be a different one every time. I may have to try the coupon method next.

I’m so glad I don’t litigate anymore. This is giving me cold sweats.

And they did it in exchange for DISTRICT COURT nominations. All because they were too tired of some late nights? No wonder they get rolled constantly.

I still need to make it up here. I need more tacos in my life (one can never have too many tacos).

I had a random cookie I had never heard of before mentioned in a conversation with another attorney once, I went back to my office, sat down and opened up to an ad about the same cookie. I was convinced that day.