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Marvel-ous Solly
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Every category me buy 1 more bread.
October 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
if you text me ‘wyd’ too many times, I’m closing the whole chat
July 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Free healthcare but the real cost is the 6-hour wait to see a doctor for 3 minutes
March 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Customer service in Jamaica is just advanced patience training
March 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Another meeting that could've been an email... but here we are.
March 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
If you can't take joke or speak sarcasm, it’s probably wise to just avoid me.

Thanks, management.
March 27, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Married people can yall stop dating everyone so us single people can find someone ?
March 27, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Just admit you can’t drive and stop blaming the road conditions
March 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Everybody thinks they’re a good communicator until it’s time to actually communicate
March 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Some of y’all be taking gym selfies but the only thing growing is the camera roll.
February 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Some people don’t want help, they just want to stress you out with their problems.
February 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Life before adulting felt like a free trial I should’ve read the terms for.
February 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
at this age if i tell you i do not care please believe me
January 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Some of unuh nuh need new year resolutions; unuh need a full reset
December 13, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Growing up is realizing some adults never left high school — emotionally or mentally.
December 12, 2024 at 7:41 PM
under the right playlist, driving can feel like free therapy.
December 11, 2024 at 12:16 PM
just want to know who decided we need three meals a day. Two is plenty.
December 10, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Enjoying gym now before all the resolutions take up machines
December 9, 2024 at 1:38 PM
It’s 2024, and yet I still don’t know how to properly fold a fitted sheet
December 1, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Just because you're my manager doesn't mean I tolerate disrespect
November 26, 2024 at 12:24 PM
Hardest part about cooking isn’t the cooking, it’s deciding what to eat in the first place
November 25, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Sound of rain on the rooftops always make me feel grounded
November 24, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Reposted by Marvel-ous Solly
I wanted a DragonStout but I don’t have any so I put a Malta and white rum together and … 🥹

I am in awe of myself constantly
November 24, 2024 at 6:56 PM