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Adventures of an Exhausted parent | Game of Thrift | Potato chip smuggler | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Can't wait. #HeatedRivalry
December 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Yo I want to eat an entire thing of Peking duck.
December 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Free calendars is why Asian supermarkets are 🐐.
November 22, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Yeahhh make that kimchi carbonara pasta this weekend 🤤
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm tired boss.
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the snack wrap is baccccck
July 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
How do I fix ripped jeans?..
June 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How today went:
*Goes into BB to see if the switch 2 is there to demo*

Lady asks if we're here for Pokemon cards.

"Uh sure?"

We now have Pokemon cards.
June 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Your teenage Internet work is forever immortalized when someone makes the top anime opening and ending songs of the 2000s and see your name/group a few times
May 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Thought I would treat myself for a drink, cup broke and I have to go home all sticky now 😭
May 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
When you watch the episode of Daredevil Born Again where you watch them film while at work.
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
April 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It's effin hot today.
March 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Using my soaking tub for the first time and I put too much hot water, now I'm sweating and red lmao
February 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My carelessness was not masking in my office and now my super senses are no more and I have no voice.
February 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It begins.
January 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
What is explicit about this song??

Alchemy isn't allowed?
January 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Why is it my content keeps telling me to sell feet pics?
January 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I never watched the Korean drama Full House but the OST was my shit back then
January 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oh. I just realized that the conspiracy theory MTA bus driver is same one that I encountered months ago.

Running the same route and will spew the same topic on the govt. But it makes no sense why this person still is paranoid about 'big brother', but is still working for the State???
January 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Happy 2025, 2024 sucked. Here's hope to a better year.
January 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Really not in the holiday spirit. The black nails says it all.
December 16, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Made the mistake having Thai food that was spicy and I ignored the warnings >_>
December 11, 2024 at 5:14 PM
I spent so much money these past 3 days.

A guy was nice enough to give me an hmart calendar today 😅
November 30, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I don't think I ever thought about it before. But I would like a lady Gaga and JC Chasez duet 🥹
November 27, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Asked for a 🥐, hubs gets me one. 🥰
November 22, 2024 at 4:41 PM