Dani D. Macher 🎂 ⛧
@solveacrookedrhyme.bsky.social
⛧ — ❝ You call on me for powers clandestine ❞ RP'er behind the tag #GeniusJester. Horror movie lover. Met Matthew Lilliard & Skeet Ulrich 8/25/23 🔪. 7/12/16 ❦ (She / Her) #MDNI #RLAccountsWillBeBlocked
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⛧ — ❝ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme ❞
— Hiya! I’m Dani D. Macher!
— The writer behind #GeniusJester
— Obsessed with Sabaton && Ghost
— Taken since 7 / 12 / 16 ❦
— Non Roleplay / Lewd Accounts && Minors do NOT interact. You WILL be blocked
— FC : Sabrina Carpenter
— More below
— Hiya! I’m Dani D. Macher!
— The writer behind #GeniusJester
— Obsessed with Sabaton && Ghost
— Taken since 7 / 12 / 16 ❦
— Non Roleplay / Lewd Accounts && Minors do NOT interact. You WILL be blocked
— FC : Sabrina Carpenter
— More below
George’s headcanons need redoing…again
I forgot to change something in one of the NSFW ones
I got zero sleep. I’m not doing it right now. It can wait
I forgot to change something in one of the NSFW ones
I got zero sleep. I’m not doing it right now. It can wait
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
George’s headcanons need redoing…again
I forgot to change something in one of the NSFW ones
I got zero sleep. I’m not doing it right now. It can wait
I forgot to change something in one of the NSFW ones
I got zero sleep. I’m not doing it right now. It can wait
Wow! If I had a nickel for every time I asked a non-parody account to remove their interaction – something that is stated on their profiles – only for the person to block me because of it, I’d have TWO nickels
Which isn’t a lot, but, it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?
Which isn’t a lot, but, it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?
November 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Wow! If I had a nickel for every time I asked a non-parody account to remove their interaction – something that is stated on their profiles – only for the person to block me because of it, I’d have TWO nickels
Which isn’t a lot, but, it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?
Which isn’t a lot, but, it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right?
Update about my sister:
I texted her. I cooled down so that I wasn’t coming in too hot
I let her know why what she did upset me, I told her that what she said was totally unnecessary, and I didn’t appreciate her not apologizing to me and that she made me feel like shit
She understood where I ~
I texted her. I cooled down so that I wasn’t coming in too hot
I let her know why what she did upset me, I told her that what she said was totally unnecessary, and I didn’t appreciate her not apologizing to me and that she made me feel like shit
She understood where I ~
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Update about my sister:
I texted her. I cooled down so that I wasn’t coming in too hot
I let her know why what she did upset me, I told her that what she said was totally unnecessary, and I didn’t appreciate her not apologizing to me and that she made me feel like shit
She understood where I ~
I texted her. I cooled down so that I wasn’t coming in too hot
I let her know why what she did upset me, I told her that what she said was totally unnecessary, and I didn’t appreciate her not apologizing to me and that she made me feel like shit
She understood where I ~
Oh
I forgot
I’m not allowed to have nice things
Joke is on fucking me
I forgot
I’m not allowed to have nice things
Joke is on fucking me
Like maybe apologize for being a snarky cunt for no reason? Sorry no one was around on your birthday? How the fuck is that MY fucking problem?
“I don’t care that much. If I was really mad, I would have been mad sooner”
Your fucking tone says otherwise
“I don’t care that much. If I was really mad, I would have been mad sooner”
Your fucking tone says otherwise
November 26, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh
I forgot
I’m not allowed to have nice things
Joke is on fucking me
I forgot
I’m not allowed to have nice things
Joke is on fucking me
Welp. Everything was great until my raging cunt of an older sister decided to be snarky earlier for NO fucking reason ruined the vibe
And instead of, y’know, apologizing to me…she decides to make up for it by…
*checks notes*
Purposely not asking me for cards during a game of Go Fish
And instead of, y’know, apologizing to me…she decides to make up for it by…
*checks notes*
Purposely not asking me for cards during a game of Go Fish
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Welp. Everything was great until my raging cunt of an older sister decided to be snarky earlier for NO fucking reason ruined the vibe
And instead of, y’know, apologizing to me…she decides to make up for it by…
*checks notes*
Purposely not asking me for cards during a game of Go Fish
And instead of, y’know, apologizing to me…she decides to make up for it by…
*checks notes*
Purposely not asking me for cards during a game of Go Fish
It’s officially midnight where I am…
Which means…
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂
Which means…
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It’s officially midnight where I am…
Which means…
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂
Which means…
IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎂
When I decided to remake them, I was firm in my choice to have Jeff be George’s FC
Emily has gone under a couple changes, and, tbh…should’ve used Hayley from the JUMP she is so perfect
Emily has gone under a couple changes, and, tbh…should’ve used Hayley from the JUMP she is so perfect
I’ve hit a few bumps in the road along the way. I still wanna do more on those two, outside of what I have going on with them
It’s just finding people who’d be willing to write with them. Since, well…I draw way too much inspo from Buggy and Emily
(I am NOT changing George’s FC)
It’s just finding people who’d be willing to write with them. Since, well…I draw way too much inspo from Buggy and Emily
(I am NOT changing George’s FC)
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
When I decided to remake them, I was firm in my choice to have Jeff be George’s FC
Emily has gone under a couple changes, and, tbh…should’ve used Hayley from the JUMP she is so perfect
Emily has gone under a couple changes, and, tbh…should’ve used Hayley from the JUMP she is so perfect
Never in my life have I ever conjured up the ideas I’ve had for George and Emily when I wrote for them in the past
I have been COOKING ever since I started writing for them upon my series re-watch. I’ve been so INSPIRED. But they have CONSUMED every fibre of my being. Thanks, ‘tism!
I have been COOKING ever since I started writing for them upon my series re-watch. I’ve been so INSPIRED. But they have CONSUMED every fibre of my being. Thanks, ‘tism!
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Never in my life have I ever conjured up the ideas I’ve had for George and Emily when I wrote for them in the past
I have been COOKING ever since I started writing for them upon my series re-watch. I’ve been so INSPIRED. But they have CONSUMED every fibre of my being. Thanks, ‘tism!
I have been COOKING ever since I started writing for them upon my series re-watch. I’ve been so INSPIRED. But they have CONSUMED every fibre of my being. Thanks, ‘tism!
Of all the times for me to be too broke to buy pimple patches…
I have a huge, painful zit that’s driving me absolutely bananas
I have a huge, painful zit that’s driving me absolutely bananas
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Of all the times for me to be too broke to buy pimple patches…
I have a huge, painful zit that’s driving me absolutely bananas
I have a huge, painful zit that’s driving me absolutely bananas
I’m gonna re-do George’s character info thread
I’ll re-do my character thread another time
I’ll re-do my character thread another time
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’m gonna re-do George’s character info thread
I’ll re-do my character thread another time
I’ll re-do my character thread another time
…I just noticed an error in my character thread. Dang it
Am I gonna fix it right this second? Nope! I gotta curb the spam as best I can
Am I gonna fix it right this second? Nope! I gotta curb the spam as best I can
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 AM
…I just noticed an error in my character thread. Dang it
Am I gonna fix it right this second? Nope! I gotta curb the spam as best I can
Am I gonna fix it right this second? Nope! I gotta curb the spam as best I can
I had a reply to a comment on TikTok where someone said “Your the wife of one of my favourite actors!” (It was in all caps, and, yes…grammar error)
Brother, I am NOT married to Matthew Lillard. Are you okay in the head?
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
Brother, I am NOT married to Matthew Lillard. Are you okay in the head?
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I had a reply to a comment on TikTok where someone said “Your the wife of one of my favourite actors!” (It was in all caps, and, yes…grammar error)
Brother, I am NOT married to Matthew Lillard. Are you okay in the head?
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
Brother, I am NOT married to Matthew Lillard. Are you okay in the head?
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
4 days until my birthday 🎂
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
4 days until my birthday 🎂
This is going to be George’s profile photo for the foreseeable future, if not forever
When I first saw this photo, my exact reaction was to go “Hoo, God…hoo…hoo, my Lord…my LORD”
When I first saw this photo, my exact reaction was to go “Hoo, God…hoo…hoo, my Lord…my LORD”
November 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This is going to be George’s profile photo for the foreseeable future, if not forever
When I first saw this photo, my exact reaction was to go “Hoo, God…hoo…hoo, my Lord…my LORD”
When I first saw this photo, my exact reaction was to go “Hoo, God…hoo…hoo, my Lord…my LORD”
*giggle snort*
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 AM
*giggle snort*
⛧ — ❝ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme ❞
— Hiya! I’m Dani D. Macher!
— The writer behind #GeniusJester
— Obsessed with Sabaton && Ghost
— Taken since 7 / 12 / 16 ❦
— Non Roleplay / Lewd Accounts && Minors do NOT interact. You WILL be blocked
— FC : Sabrina Carpenter
— More below
— Hiya! I’m Dani D. Macher!
— The writer behind #GeniusJester
— Obsessed with Sabaton && Ghost
— Taken since 7 / 12 / 16 ❦
— Non Roleplay / Lewd Accounts && Minors do NOT interact. You WILL be blocked
— FC : Sabrina Carpenter
— More below
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
⛧ — ❝ You call on me to solve a crooked rhyme ❞
— Hiya! I’m Dani D. Macher!
— The writer behind #GeniusJester
— Obsessed with Sabaton && Ghost
— Taken since 7 / 12 / 16 ❦
— Non Roleplay / Lewd Accounts && Minors do NOT interact. You WILL be blocked
— FC : Sabrina Carpenter
— More below
— Hiya! I’m Dani D. Macher!
— The writer behind #GeniusJester
— Obsessed with Sabaton && Ghost
— Taken since 7 / 12 / 16 ❦
— Non Roleplay / Lewd Accounts && Minors do NOT interact. You WILL be blocked
— FC : Sabrina Carpenter
— More below
I’m still trying to find an excuse to make Theodore just because I chose a pretty face for him
And I’m sure you’ll understand why Theodore teaches high school culinary
And I’m sure you’ll understand why Theodore teaches high school culinary
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I’m still trying to find an excuse to make Theodore just because I chose a pretty face for him
And I’m sure you’ll understand why Theodore teaches high school culinary
And I’m sure you’ll understand why Theodore teaches high school culinary
I just saw a TikTok where the creator called YungBlud a “child”
Miss ma’am, he is 28 years old. That is NOT a child. Do I agree that older women objectifying him is weird and gross? Yes. But he is NOT a child, oh my goodness 💀
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
Miss ma’am, he is 28 years old. That is NOT a child. Do I agree that older women objectifying him is weird and gross? Yes. But he is NOT a child, oh my goodness 💀
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
November 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I just saw a TikTok where the creator called YungBlud a “child”
Miss ma’am, he is 28 years old. That is NOT a child. Do I agree that older women objectifying him is weird and gross? Yes. But he is NOT a child, oh my goodness 💀
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
Miss ma’am, he is 28 years old. That is NOT a child. Do I agree that older women objectifying him is weird and gross? Yes. But he is NOT a child, oh my goodness 💀
(( NON ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
Me: I’m happy with Jessica’s FC…I don’t wanna change her. Plus I already use her for Dorothy and I don’t wanna change that…
Also me: *changes Jessica’s FC*
Also me: *changes Jessica’s FC*
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Me: I’m happy with Jessica’s FC…I don’t wanna change her. Plus I already use her for Dorothy and I don’t wanna change that…
Also me: *changes Jessica’s FC*
Also me: *changes Jessica’s FC*
Upon rewatching the One Piece Live Action, I have deduced that the series in general (Manga, Anime, Live Action) can be summed up in one quote:
“And I would have gotten away with it, too…if it weren’t for you meddling kids”
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
“And I would have gotten away with it, too…if it weren’t for you meddling kids”
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
November 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Upon rewatching the One Piece Live Action, I have deduced that the series in general (Manga, Anime, Live Action) can be summed up in one quote:
“And I would have gotten away with it, too…if it weren’t for you meddling kids”
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
“And I would have gotten away with it, too…if it weren’t for you meddling kids”
(( NON-ROLEPLAY / LEWD ACCOUNTS && MINORS DO NOT INTERACT ))
So, I’ve come to the decision I am going to eventually make Owan
I’ll make a fresh account, and I’ll have to wait to post any threads so I don’t get dinged for spam
I’ll make a fresh account, and I’ll have to wait to post any threads so I don’t get dinged for spam
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
So, I’ve come to the decision I am going to eventually make Owan
I’ll make a fresh account, and I’ll have to wait to post any threads so I don’t get dinged for spam
I’ll make a fresh account, and I’ll have to wait to post any threads so I don’t get dinged for spam
I’m gonna have to re-do my character thread at some point. Since I changed Jessica’s FC
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m gonna have to re-do my character thread at some point. Since I changed Jessica’s FC
I just changed the name of a group chat I’m on on IG and I’m sitting here waiting for them to notice the change like…
kermit the frog is standing in front of a brick wall and saying evil laugh
ALT: kermit the frog is standing in front of a brick wall and saying evil laugh
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November 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I just changed the name of a group chat I’m on on IG and I’m sitting here waiting for them to notice the change like…