@somafunk.bsky.social
.3% is a rounding error
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
.3% is a rounding error
Having just been permanently banned from twitter for inciting tying “insert Israel security minister” to the back of a moving car by his bollocks I think It’s best if I keep quiet on how I’d treat Fuentes
January 16, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Having just been permanently banned from twitter for inciting tying “insert Israel security minister” to the back of a moving car by his bollocks I think It’s best if I keep quiet on how I’d treat Fuentes
Yet if it was an obscure piece of work composed by a 14th century monk using a nose flute carved from a thigh bone of a saint they’d be fighting over the buzzer to claim victory.
Im very firmly in the Young Fathers camp
Im very firmly in the Young Fathers camp
January 16, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Yet if it was an obscure piece of work composed by a 14th century monk using a nose flute carved from a thigh bone of a saint they’d be fighting over the buzzer to claim victory.
Im very firmly in the Young Fathers camp
Im very firmly in the Young Fathers camp
I feckin hate shaving my face/head everyday so can someone please invent a pill that removes all body hair, it’s utterly pointless in modern life and despite now being 50 I still have loads of thick head hair and my beard growth is like briars on steroids
January 16, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I feckin hate shaving my face/head everyday so can someone please invent a pill that removes all body hair, it’s utterly pointless in modern life and despite now being 50 I still have loads of thick head hair and my beard growth is like briars on steroids
99% of fesshole fesses are made up bullshit
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 AM
99% of fesshole fesses are made up bullshit
Can you imagine what would happen to this utter worm of an incel if he was dropped into govanhill in Glasgow?, I’d give him 5 mins before his entrails were swinging from a lamppost
January 15, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Can you imagine what would happen to this utter worm of an incel if he was dropped into govanhill in Glasgow?, I’d give him 5 mins before his entrails were swinging from a lamppost
If my Qudelix 5k can’t drive it then there no point in owning that headphone (for mobile obviously)
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
If my Qudelix 5k can’t drive it then there no point in owning that headphone (for mobile obviously)
Been listening to the soundtrack since its release 👍, if max deemed the movie worthy of a time consuming soundtrack then I figure I’d better watch it
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Been listening to the soundtrack since its release 👍, if max deemed the movie worthy of a time consuming soundtrack then I figure I’d better watch it
If you could discover a cure for my hellish rapidly advancing spms, that’d probably stop me dying too young/early😉, failing that can you tell my consultants I need more Botox than the nhs will allow me to have
Just joking, bought the hardback last year - good reading 👍
Just joking, bought the hardback last year - good reading 👍
January 12, 2026 at 2:03 AM
If you could discover a cure for my hellish rapidly advancing spms, that’d probably stop me dying too young/early😉, failing that can you tell my consultants I need more Botox than the nhs will allow me to have
Just joking, bought the hardback last year - good reading 👍
Just joking, bought the hardback last year - good reading 👍
Cheers Stuart, that was just the listening experience I needed, downloaded & bookmarked show
January 11, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Cheers Stuart, that was just the listening experience I needed, downloaded & bookmarked show
If his vaccine scepticism only affected his most fervent supporters then I’d be inclined to back away and lock the doors as I leave
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
If his vaccine scepticism only affected his most fervent supporters then I’d be inclined to back away and lock the doors as I leave
As for giving balance to liars?…….have you apologised to sangita myska for lying about her falling listener count as instrumental in her removal
?, her actual listening figures for the afternoon show increased by over 10%
?, her actual listening figures for the afternoon show increased by over 10%
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 AM
As for giving balance to liars?…….have you apologised to sangita myska for lying about her falling listener count as instrumental in her removal
?, her actual listening figures for the afternoon show increased by over 10%
?, her actual listening figures for the afternoon show increased by over 10%
Allister heath is so weak he can probably only manage 1 or 2 strokes before giving up and asking grok to place a bikini on Margaret Thatcher
January 9, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Allister heath is so weak he can probably only manage 1 or 2 strokes before giving up and asking grok to place a bikini on Margaret Thatcher
He’s just rubbing his sweaty hands together at the thought of climbing back into trump’s bed and running his tongue around the orange ring piece
January 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
He’s just rubbing his sweaty hands together at the thought of climbing back into trump’s bed and running his tongue around the orange ring piece
If we discount any mogwai then possibly….
Biz - candy pop
The shop assistants - I don’t wanna be friends with you
Biz - candy pop
The shop assistants - I don’t wanna be friends with you
January 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
If we discount any mogwai then possibly….
Biz - candy pop
The shop assistants - I don’t wanna be friends with you
Biz - candy pop
The shop assistants - I don’t wanna be friends with you
Ynnëk : A doorstop
December 2, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Ynnëk : A doorstop
Ahh phew…..I thought I was going to need to dig through my boxes of cds to find them….as well as buying a new cd player 😉.
November 24, 2024 at 2:30 PM
Ahh phew…..I thought I was going to need to dig through my boxes of cds to find them….as well as buying a new cd player 😉.
Sad state of affairs for artists and the costs of touring are so prohibitive.
Personally never used Spotify, I’m a high tier tidal user so at least my most played artist every month gets half my £20 monthly subscription fee, last month it went to Craven Faults - richly deserved 👍
Personally never used Spotify, I’m a high tier tidal user so at least my most played artist every month gets half my £20 monthly subscription fee, last month it went to Craven Faults - richly deserved 👍
November 20, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Sad state of affairs for artists and the costs of touring are so prohibitive.
Personally never used Spotify, I’m a high tier tidal user so at least my most played artist every month gets half my £20 monthly subscription fee, last month it went to Craven Faults - richly deserved 👍
Personally never used Spotify, I’m a high tier tidal user so at least my most played artist every month gets half my £20 monthly subscription fee, last month it went to Craven Faults - richly deserved 👍
I’d have included a handwritten note saying “as you purchased this, you may be interested in …….(insert other cassette release here) . 😉
November 20, 2024 at 4:01 AM
I’d have included a handwritten note saying “as you purchased this, you may be interested in …….(insert other cassette release here) . 😉
Only £5 for a year?, yeah I’m in for that. 👍
November 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Only £5 for a year?, yeah I’m in for that. 👍
Awwhhh, 2017…….when we all thought it surely can’t get any worse.
November 19, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Awwhhh, 2017…….when we all thought it surely can’t get any worse.
And then Slam dropped “Positive Education” on us and it’s been Techno ever since,
November 18, 2024 at 3:26 AM
And then Slam dropped “Positive Education” on us and it’s been Techno ever since,
If it’s only an hr’s use and you don’t plan on walking far or getting much wear out of them then whatever you can find at B&M or similar cheapie store - forget hunters, they are hunters in name only these days and shite. I used to work at the Dumfries hunter factory years ago before it was sold
November 16, 2024 at 5:09 AM
If it’s only an hr’s use and you don’t plan on walking far or getting much wear out of them then whatever you can find at B&M or similar cheapie store - forget hunters, they are hunters in name only these days and shite. I used to work at the Dumfries hunter factory years ago before it was sold
If it builds on her previous album “for you who are the wronged” then I’m all in for this one 👍
November 16, 2024 at 4:55 AM
If it builds on her previous album “for you who are the wronged” then I’m all in for this one 👍
If they are that ignorant then I’d say to them if they want raw milk to go and milk the bulls themselves
November 16, 2024 at 3:18 AM
If they are that ignorant then I’d say to them if they want raw milk to go and milk the bulls themselves