Crunchy veggies are one of my favorite 😍 Mom always cuts the ends of zucchini into small pieces so I can show off my catching skills. #dogsofbluesky

Call my agent when they decide to reboot Jaws. I’ll accept payment in bacon and popcorn.

When two days of rain creates a massive puddle in front of the stairs in the park, get the human to carry you over it so your paws don’t get wet. Follow me for more tips on training your human. #dogsofbluesky

Throwback to when Mom left me home alone for the first time with Dad. #dogsofbluesky

I was a very brave girl today. I have separation anxiety so it isn’t always easy for Mom to leave me home alone. But I self-soothed and made it over 8 hours without barking so she could buy Christmas decorations. Now I have new things to get my sprinkles on. 🎄

Why can’t I go play with the ducks? It’s not like they’re squirrels or anything. I promise I won’t chase them up a tree.

Adventure downtown today: hit up the holiday market at Bryant Park. Lots of good smells, big recommend.

On today’s episode of “fuck around find out”, I rolled around in the wrong dirt pile while on my Saturday walk. When we got home, Mom immediately threw me in the bath. I do not like baths. Send help (and snacks).

Mom bought me a new blanket. She threw it over the top of the couch and played around to make it look “decorative”. Then I tore it down so I could start the process of getting my sprinkles all over it 👍

Public service announcement to all humans: give your dogs plenty of time to sniff when you take us on walks. Checking up on our pee-mails is vital to our well-being.

Any day that starts off with bacon is going to be a good day.

Nothing like rolling around in dead grass to start the day off right. Vital part of my furcare routine.

You coming? We’ve got big sniffs and zoomies on our to-do list.

Cozy evenings are for cuddles to help mom study. Even though I’m displeased with her for not sharing her chocolate cookie with me. The audacity, I swear…

MFW I stare you down at the other end of the couch because I want your breakfast. Disregard the fact that you fed me breakfast right beforehand.

I’m literally just a dog on the internet, where are the treats?