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Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
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I'm happy to be alive but it's the worst thing that's ever happened to me
somecleverthing.bsky.social
Imagine being angry that an artist you love made a record that celebrated their happiness.
Especially if you’ve been a fan of theirs for long enough that you’ve been a witness to their heartache.
Sorry that you want everyone to be miserable forever: feels like that’s on you.
somecleverthing.bsky.social
It’s legitimately one of the most unhinged things I’ve ever had the displeasure of hearing.
somecleverthing.bsky.social
Boil some water, love.
Turn on the grill.
It’ll take less time.
somecleverthing.bsky.social
My boyfriend just asked me how long he should microwave corn… it took me a second to realize this man meant RAW corn.
On the cob.
somecleverthing.bsky.social
Jokes aside, WHY IS SHE SHAVING STRAIGHT DOWN??? Is this a thing people do????
somecleverthing.bsky.social
Also wtf. Leave me and my razor alone. I’m not going into the kitchen for a damn egg, man.
somecleverthing.bsky.social
The way I was the definition of furrowed brow the entire time I was watching this 🤣
somecleverthing.bsky.social
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
Is cereal soup?
somecleverthing.bsky.social
It’s just honest! I love seeing the work people do.
somecleverthing.bsky.social
That much cuteness should be illegal.
somecleverthing.bsky.social
Absolutely lovely. I’m so sorry for your loss. ❤️
somecleverthing.bsky.social
Love that when I try to Google something I’m confronted with an “ask AI” message. Like. Google is AI enough for me. Just. Let me have the answer. I don’t want to have to ask it of yet ANOTHER robot.
somecleverthing.bsky.social
What.
This is absolutely incredible!!
somecleverthing.bsky.social
Happy belated birthday!! That’s a BEAUTIFUL photo.
somecleverthing.bsky.social
My bf picked up my phone and was like “who is this man?!?”
Sir. You don’t need to worry about Vincent Price 🤣
somecleverthing.bsky.social
Hi let’s do participation social media. It’s so fun for me. ❤️
somecleverthing.bsky.social
This is my lock screen.
(Vincent Price, eating soup.)
Show me yours.