Happy to announce that I’ve accepted a new role as Court Jester for the Research and Business Corporation!! I look forward to jingling my bells and falling over for others’ amusement
December 11, 2024 at 3:51 PM
Happy to announce that I’ve accepted a new role as Court Jester for the Research and Business Corporation!! I look forward to jingling my bells and falling over for others’ amusement
I have a parasocial rivalry with Conan Gray
December 5, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I have a parasocial rivalry with Conan Gray
We’re due for a Christmas carol remake. Show me a haunted billionaire
December 4, 2024 at 1:17 AM
We’re due for a Christmas carol remake. Show me a haunted billionaire
Kinda fucked up that I can’t make a playlist of tv shows
December 4, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Kinda fucked up that I can’t make a playlist of tv shows
This is HUGE
Sex workers in Belgium are now entitled to health insurance, pensions, sick days, maternity leave, safety protections and formal employment contracts under a new law.
This is the first law of its kind in the world.
This is the first law of its kind in the world.
December 1, 2024 at 11:59 PM
This is HUGE
Need Spotify to cap data for wrapped ASAP bc Wicked is abt to fuck up all my stats
December 1, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Need Spotify to cap data for wrapped ASAP bc Wicked is abt to fuck up all my stats
Getting transvestigated in Chili’s
November 26, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Getting transvestigated in Chili’s
Standing in line in the men’s room is a different level of defeat
November 24, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Standing in line in the men’s room is a different level of defeat
I take letterboxd very seriously
November 23, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I take letterboxd very seriously
Waiting till oomfs goes into the theater to say everything I thought abt wicked
November 23, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Waiting till oomfs goes into the theater to say everything I thought abt wicked
Today’s my last day at my toxic job
November 22, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Today’s my last day at my toxic job
I love making friends as an adult. I have absolutely no idea how old anyone is
November 22, 2024 at 3:32 AM
I love making friends as an adult. I have absolutely no idea how old anyone is
My boss is in Disney World so I’m not getting an exit interview. Instead I have to fill out a questionnaire that is basically a professional rate my professor
November 21, 2024 at 8:41 PM
My boss is in Disney World so I’m not getting an exit interview. Instead I have to fill out a questionnaire that is basically a professional rate my professor
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Say what u will about Sabrina carpenter but that woman loves a big dick
November 21, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Say what u will about Sabrina carpenter but that woman loves a big dick
Terrible day to be alive
Anne Hathaway will star in the film adaptation of Colleen Hoover’s book ‘Verity.’
November 20, 2024 at 9:31 PM
Terrible day to be alive
Couldn’t agree more
November 20, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Couldn’t agree more
Huge news for the Manhattan matcha girls
November 20, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Huge news for the Manhattan matcha girls
What’re your favorite movies from 2024 so far
November 20, 2024 at 12:28 PM
What’re your favorite movies from 2024 so far
In other news, after this experience I have confirmed that my girlfriend is the absolute greatest travel companion
November 19, 2024 at 10:58 PM
In other news, after this experience I have confirmed that my girlfriend is the absolute greatest travel companion
Need all the NYC queers to finish their screenplays bc I can’t keep doing remakes of 10 year old movies
Toothless in the live-action remake of ‘HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON’ versus the original animation.
November 19, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Need all the NYC queers to finish their screenplays bc I can’t keep doing remakes of 10 year old movies
How do I get IMMATERIAL! to record a Christmas song as a birthday present for me
November 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
How do I get IMMATERIAL! to record a Christmas song as a birthday present for me
Hello from the actual blue sky
November 19, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Hello from the actual blue sky
Watching my grandma click the same button every 2 minutes despite it not doing anything. I’ve told her 10 times that it won’t work. And yet, there she goes. Clicking away. Is this what sisyphus feels like
November 19, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Watching my grandma click the same button every 2 minutes despite it not doing anything. I’ve told her 10 times that it won’t work. And yet, there she goes. Clicking away. Is this what sisyphus feels like
I scoff at American stereotypes till I’m in the Paris airport in shorts and crocs, buying chips, soda, gummies, and 3 ginormous chocolate bars
November 19, 2024 at 12:27 PM
I scoff at American stereotypes till I’m in the Paris airport in shorts and crocs, buying chips, soda, gummies, and 3 ginormous chocolate bars
Me trying to get my managers attention on when she’s in a meeting
Andrew Garfield photographed by Sami Drasin for the Governors Awards.
November 19, 2024 at 10:48 AM
Me trying to get my managers attention on when she’s in a meeting