@someguypdx.bsky.social
So incredibly tired of seeing people pretend they're some sort of heroic resistance while achieving absolutely f*ck all.
Leave it to Americans to turn anything once meaningful into a method of getting their jollies.
This is the hell our greed has created
Leave it to Americans to turn anything once meaningful into a method of getting their jollies.
This is the hell our greed has created
Sinophobia: “I think I’m smarter than everyone” edition
January 23, 2026 at 5:01 AM
Sinophobia: “I think I’m smarter than everyone” edition
Genuinely surprised the Onion is showing an ounce of empathy for mental health struggles (going so far as to explain the context in which they might thrive) after about an entire week of punching straight down at everything possible.
Probably a fluke.
Probably a fluke.
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Genuinely surprised the Onion is showing an ounce of empathy for mental health struggles (going so far as to explain the context in which they might thrive) after about an entire week of punching straight down at everything possible.
Probably a fluke.
Probably a fluke.
This would be the longest they've lasted before firing one off
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 AM
This would be the longest they've lasted before firing one off
Neat. Another antisocial individual equating antisocial individuals like himself with mental illness.
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Neat. Another antisocial individual equating antisocial individuals like himself with mental illness.
He's an antisocial goon, and all you're doing is throwing alienated people under the bus for the sake of jabbing at an easy enough target that could be taken down in many other ways.
Guess talent and a sense of ethics really don't go hand in hand, do they?
Guess talent and a sense of ethics really don't go hand in hand, do they?
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 AM
He's an antisocial goon, and all you're doing is throwing alienated people under the bus for the sake of jabbing at an easy enough target that could be taken down in many other ways.
Guess talent and a sense of ethics really don't go hand in hand, do they?
Guess talent and a sense of ethics really don't go hand in hand, do they?
Cat in the flat?
January 23, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Cat in the flat?
He dodged a bullet. What kind of person doesn't appreciate time travelling canonical singers?
January 23, 2026 at 2:43 AM
He dodged a bullet. What kind of person doesn't appreciate time travelling canonical singers?
Why stop there? Why not claim the world will implode since you’re obviously being a clown?
January 21, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Why stop there? Why not claim the world will implode since you’re obviously being a clown?
if we’re pandering to popular majority, why not cut out the middleman and have direct democracy?
Ok, you caught me. This was just another shameless plug for crawling out of our caves and having a modern system of self governance.
Ok, you caught me. This was just another shameless plug for crawling out of our caves and having a modern system of self governance.
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
if we’re pandering to popular majority, why not cut out the middleman and have direct democracy?
Ok, you caught me. This was just another shameless plug for crawling out of our caves and having a modern system of self governance.
Ok, you caught me. This was just another shameless plug for crawling out of our caves and having a modern system of self governance.
And America shouldn't either. What makes it even worse here is that our only officially recognized left is still right of center, globally speaking.
To say that there’s an exact stance as far as the lean a country should have for the sake of continuing as a country is beyond foolish though.
To say that there’s an exact stance as far as the lean a country should have for the sake of continuing as a country is beyond foolish though.
January 21, 2026 at 4:06 PM
And America shouldn't either. What makes it even worse here is that our only officially recognized left is still right of center, globally speaking.
To say that there’s an exact stance as far as the lean a country should have for the sake of continuing as a country is beyond foolish though.
To say that there’s an exact stance as far as the lean a country should have for the sake of continuing as a country is beyond foolish though.
Progress: the art of making sure the status who never changes by inching things along slowly enough so that everything that gets taken away in one direction outweighs what is gained in another
That progress?
Ok, Sisyphus. Enjoy that rock.
That progress?
Ok, Sisyphus. Enjoy that rock.
January 21, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Progress: the art of making sure the status who never changes by inching things along slowly enough so that everything that gets taken away in one direction outweighs what is gained in another
That progress?
Ok, Sisyphus. Enjoy that rock.
That progress?
Ok, Sisyphus. Enjoy that rock.
Lol yeah that’s why every country with a real left is in shambles gtfoh
January 21, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Lol yeah that’s why every country with a real left is in shambles gtfoh
Judging from that block, moral fiber would be anathema to this dude.
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Judging from that block, moral fiber would be anathema to this dude.
Another populist sociopath hiding behind blocks rather than spending a moment reflecting on what he said.
No wonder he wants to equate personality disorders with mental illness; it lets him feel better about being a massive piece of shit.
No wonder he wants to equate personality disorders with mental illness; it lets him feel better about being a massive piece of shit.
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Another populist sociopath hiding behind blocks rather than spending a moment reflecting on what he said.
No wonder he wants to equate personality disorders with mental illness; it lets him feel better about being a massive piece of shit.
No wonder he wants to equate personality disorders with mental illness; it lets him feel better about being a massive piece of shit.
Insanity and narcissism are very much not the same thing in this country.
People like Trump are the ones putting others in psychiatric wards.
And if you had a single ounce of moral fiber, you wouldn't be making these rage-fueled proclamations of grotesque bigotry to other faux neolibs here.
People like Trump are the ones putting others in psychiatric wards.
And if you had a single ounce of moral fiber, you wouldn't be making these rage-fueled proclamations of grotesque bigotry to other faux neolibs here.
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Insanity and narcissism are very much not the same thing in this country.
People like Trump are the ones putting others in psychiatric wards.
And if you had a single ounce of moral fiber, you wouldn't be making these rage-fueled proclamations of grotesque bigotry to other faux neolibs here.
People like Trump are the ones putting others in psychiatric wards.
And if you had a single ounce of moral fiber, you wouldn't be making these rage-fueled proclamations of grotesque bigotry to other faux neolibs here.
Punching down yet again, Onion?
Why? Are you just trying to alienate people or do ya'll lack conscience?
Why? Are you just trying to alienate people or do ya'll lack conscience?
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Punching down yet again, Onion?
Why? Are you just trying to alienate people or do ya'll lack conscience?
Why? Are you just trying to alienate people or do ya'll lack conscience?
Economic communism with direct democracy for political decisions is totalitarian now.
You are an absolutely astronomical troll.
Per my last response…get lost. Forever.
You are an absolutely astronomical troll.
Per my last response…get lost. Forever.
January 20, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Economic communism with direct democracy for political decisions is totalitarian now.
You are an absolutely astronomical troll.
Per my last response…get lost. Forever.
You are an absolutely astronomical troll.
Per my last response…get lost. Forever.
Said the guy repeating himself and doubling down while contradicting rather than discussing anything.
You’re a two bit covert narcissist who cares less about politics than he has ever cared about his image.
You’re a two bit covert narcissist who cares less about politics than he has ever cared about his image.
January 20, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Said the guy repeating himself and doubling down while contradicting rather than discussing anything.
You’re a two bit covert narcissist who cares less about politics than he has ever cared about his image.
You’re a two bit covert narcissist who cares less about politics than he has ever cared about his image.
there’s actual false equivalency ya twit
January 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
there’s actual false equivalency ya twit
Doubling down like a bona fide trumper.
Blue maga everywhere on bsky.
Blue maga everywhere on bsky.
January 20, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Doubling down like a bona fide trumper.
Blue maga everywhere on bsky.
Blue maga everywhere on bsky.