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someheifer.bsky.social
Carlos B. Eaton
@someheifer.bsky.social
310 followers 140 following 940 posts
We are in the middle of the Bronx, in the middle of the projects, in the middle of the night. 📍Chicago
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 1h
WAIT A GOD DAMN MINUTE PARSONS ON CLARK IS NOW GONNA BE A TGI FRIDAYS????
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 2h
Z72.53 💕 😘
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Leon Thomas @renegadecut.bsky.social · 1d
the texas national guard is showing up in chicago to let everyone see what the most unfucked dudes look like.
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 8h
DOLLY PARTON LIVES!!!
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 8h
I’m feeling existential about the world today so imma get tattooed 🥰
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 8h
For me it’s tattoo
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 9h
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 14h
I’m still haunted by the fact that taylor sw*ft has a song about travis k*lce’s RED colored dick??? WHY IS IT RED TAYLOR GET HIM TO A DOCTOR YOU HAVE THE MONEY FOR HEALTHCARE!!!
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 1d
So help me god if Dolly Parton dies imma be absolutely gutted like throw this entire year away
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 1d
h word
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 1d
Holy shit CTA I could’ve sooner walked downtown
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 1d
People who don’t live in Chicago talking to other people who don’t live in Chicago about what it’s like to live in Chicago
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 2d
Happy belated! 💕
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 2d
An alternate, preferable universe
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 2d
Some of yall are so cute and I just wanna kiss yall right on the mowf
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 3d
I understand that the world overall is disgusting and scary but have we considered that the world will be a much better, safer, happier place if ryan m*rphy would just stop
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 3d
Highkey I never had felt unsafe in Chicago until ICE showed up
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 3d
I feel like the American right wing hates anybody hot
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 3d
When oomfies posts a pic or video at the beach and I see myself in the background
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 4d
I honestly think the invention of the podcast was the worst thing to happen to humanity since the plague
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 4d
Im somewhere in this pic lol
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 4d
So like it’s not just HONEY THE LAND but it’s also HOW OLD DO YOU THINK THE LAND IS and ALL LAND IS ANCIENT
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 4d
Have you ever been proud to be an American
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Carlos B. Eaton @someheifer.bsky.social · 4d
Drinking my water room temp because it’s apparently better for you and also fuck ice
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