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Some jump. I got sunk. Baptized on credit.
me too
May 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Most of Alberta are in love with him
May 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A single stem, it's 6 a.m.
And foggy on the Hudson
Thorns adorn her baby grand
From Stoney End to London
Words unfold, hair black as coal
Sweet blindness in her eyes
Stoned souls perform at Central Park
In masks of her disguise.

Elton John & Brandi Carlisle. Release date 2025-04-10
April 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Oh, I'm sure but lyrically it is the perfect song for that regime and it has a great event vibe
March 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Hey Joe!

Canada says: "Go fuck yourself chump!" 🖕😀🖕

We don't want ya!
March 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
UTA are Canadian
March 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Phrase heard at their morning stand-up meeting:

"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Führer!"
March 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They just can't stop lying and denying things we can debunk in seconds. A very cult like behaviour.
March 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
And the Dems do nada
March 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I do now too but it is entirely the fault of this parrot:

www.youtube.com/shorts/WL4mI...
What the fuck parrot
YouTube video by dwa pięć na dwa pięć
www.youtube.com
March 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
March 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Or @intuitivemachines.bsky.social IM-2 Athena which landed on the south pole of the moon a few days ago and promptly fell over, rendering it unable to charge. Stock fell from avg. $21 to $6.50 per share. 🚀💥
March 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Turns out the ellipse is a huge ass crater - not that we can see a photo of it since the battery supposedly died almost immediately.

Or... Aliens!
March 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Derp
March 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Derp
March 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Derp
March 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
March 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM