Im grunt when I sit years old

There is no point in goodness

hey now i was wide leg flooding vintage denim in the late 90s but it was just poverty back then

lettin that mf thang out

She ask me if im fine i said baby i dont know i got 2 things on my mind baby, weed and gran turismo

like my status if you like my status

Out of breath over a bowl of ramen

in the public library, crankin' that soulja boy

The real Severe Daytime Cold & Flu Relief was the friends we made along the way.

The media when a school shooter has a manifesto: "Please take a look into the disturbed mind of this dark individual. Also turn on advertising cookies."

The media after the CEO got Luigi'd: "🥺 guys, this is a tragedy; out of journalistic integrity we won't explain why this happened. 🥺"

Frantically googling 15 versions of the same misheard lyric

lord help me i can't stop eating staters garlic sourdough

hey siri play i was made for lovin' you by KISS

my medications go through rigorous purity and safety measures for me to drop it on the floor before i eat it

House Science Subcommittee - fuckin incredible name for an EDM trio

sometimes I get lost for hours just looking at google maps and street views