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SomeQueer
@somequeer.bsky.social
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30, Sex blogger, toy reviewer. Chronic pain, queer, awkward.

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Looking to pick up something new?
Member’s day in July $20 off $60 automatic code at Funzze dot com.
July 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Have you seen the super impressive Thalia tentacle from @squidlyco.com yet? If not, let me treat you. This is the 6 inch version and it’s perfect for those who want the full texture of fantasy toys without the big size of many fantasy toys. #dongsky #IndieSilicone #tentacle
Thalia tentacle, a white and sparkly blue/green silicone tentacle dildo from Squidly Co. Thalia tentacle propped up on the nautilus squish from Squidly Co. the nautilus squish is blue and white and the tentacle dildo is white and sparkly blue/green.
June 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Like this look?
June 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Elwyn deserves to be shown off on more than just Instagram. You can get your very own thicc elf lord from @squidlyco.com and you can find my review on my site. #fantasyDildo #dongsky #elf #indieSilicone
Elwyn, the elf lord, a fantasy dildo from Squidly co, laying on top of a mirror. The dildo is milky translucent and full of glitter. The entire setup is outside and surrounded by green plants. Elwyn the elf lord dildo facing the viewer on top of the same mirror Elwyn standing up on the mirror. Elwyn lying on the mirror, head leaning over the side of the upper mirror.
May 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Choosing a #silicone density can be difficult sometimes, especially if you’re new to the process. So for anyone considering their own Big Daddy from @deesbigdaddies.bsky.social I made a little video to show the differences in the squish, and the port option. #dongsky #IndieSilicone #werewolf
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Here’s how the Rider Desire sounds for those wondering. Took an example of each attachment and the built-in stimulator. It is more quiet than I expected, and even quieter during use. #SexSaddle #SexToy
May 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I can’t help that I’m so feral 🤷‍♀️
Text reads “my succubus needs and hot audios = so many things for me to clean” the picture has an array of silicone dildos, vibrators, and lube
May 2, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Look at the chonky elf! And is that not the cutest little tentacle ever?? And the storage bag that came with these cuties from @squidlyco.com ? I can fit all 3 goodies in it and more! Reviews are on the way. #dongsky #tentacle #elven #indieSilicone
A blue and white nautilus squish, a small blue and white tentacle, and an opaque elven dildo full of glitter. All three are standing on a black drawstring bag All the same dildos and squish but laying in a pile on the black bag.
April 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Some new goodies from @squidlyco.com ☺️ #dongsky #indieSilicone #squish
April 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Since there’s no sparkle effects here, have a screenshot.
A screenshot from Instagram that reads “tonight’s goodies” and shows a hand holding a dildo and an Eroscillator, with sparkle effects over the picture. The entire picture is pink tinted from ambient lighting.
April 27, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Meet the Hawthorn penetrable! This beauty is from @hodge-podge.bsky.social and is offered in 3 sizes. This is the full-size model in sky blue with mother-of-Pearl shimmer. It has an open-end design, and a tunnel full of varying textures. Full review in comments! #SexToyReview #IndieSilicone
Front of the Hawthorn from Hodge Podge Entourage, it’s a flower-style opening for a full-size penetrable. It’s sky blue with a shimmer. The same Hawthorn standing upright My partner’s hand holding the Hawthorn Internal tunnel texture shot of the Hawthorn penetrable from Hodge Podge Entourage
April 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Internal video showing off the texture of the Hawthorn #stroker from @hodge-podge.bsky.social filmed entering from the back end.
April 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Internal video of the full-size Hawthorn #stroker from @hodge-podge.bsky.social Video taken entering from the front of the #SexToy
April 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Does anyone have any questions about the Falkor micro stroker from @squidlyco.com they would like me to answer in my upcoming review?
#indiesilicone #minipen #dongsky
February 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Showing the bend and squish of @squidlyco.com Mothman in 00-50 firmness. This is the 8 inch version in Opal Gemstone coloration. #dongsky #indiesilicone #fantasysilicone
February 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Showing off the bend and floppiness of Squidly Co’s Mothman in 00-50, compared to Flirty Dawg’s Levaina in 00-31, and Uberrime’s Divo in dual density. #dongsky #indiesilicone #dildos
February 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Received a full-size Falkor from @squidlyco.com today along with some extra goodies! I am in love with the rose quartz style pour on the Falkor. They also unknowingly gave me the perfect squish for a dice collector in my life. I will be reviewing the Falkor in the coming weeks. #indiesilicone
Miniature penetrable from squidly co. In a rose quartz color. A sparkly black D20 and sea creature squish are in the background. There are two stickers, one reads “make me” and the other is the squidly co. Logo, which is an octopus and says “squidly co dot com” at the base. Everything is posed on purple tissue paper and a black silky bag.
January 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Pictures don’t do all the #sextoys I review justice so here’s a fun video of the Fascinos.

It surprised me with how much it grips and pulls at all my hot spots, despite not looking very textured.

Review in bio for details!

Video and audio skills provided by my partner.

#siliconedildo
November 14, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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Looking to try something new? This is the Fascinos from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social and it features a reverse taper design! This made a lot more difference than I thought it would during use. The tension this dildo provides is intuitive and shocking.

Review in bio!

#silixonedildo #sextoy
Fascinos dildo from Uberrime. It’s a silicone dildo in varying shades of greens and black, propped against a decor piece of a fake candle and pottery. Fascinos dildo from Uberrime. It’s a silicone dildo in varying shades of greens and black, laying pointing downward on a decor piece of a fake candle and pottery. Underside of the Fascinos dildo from Uberrime. It’s a silicone dildo in shades or green and black. The balls can also be seen. Fascinos dildo from Uberrime. The base of the silicone dildo is visible, and a purple bullet vibe is in the port.
November 12, 2024 at 9:56 PM
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This is the Fugu plug from @uberrimedildos.bsky.social
It is shaped similar to a pufferfish!
🐡 It’s my fav plug for during video games
🐡 The base is perfect for grinding/clit stim
🐡 It works solo or as a duet

Read the full review in bio!
#fantasysilicone #siliconesextoy #pussyplug #buttplug
Fugu plug from uberrime. A silicone vaginal and anal plug in blue, green, and purple. Fugu plug from uberrime. A silicone vaginal and anal plug in blue, green, and purple. Laying down. Base of the Fugu plug from Uberrime. It has a raised numb that’s good for external stimulation.
November 3, 2024 at 12:44 PM
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Everyone welcome Dagon, ruler of the deep!

🌊 Dagon has an open, ribbed tunnel which is good for folks that may have struggled with other silicone strokers being too tight.
🦑Squishy silicone that’s soft and stimulating.
And there’s even more great benefits!
Review in comments.
#fantasysilicone
Dagon, silicone stroker in Indra green and Gemini pink. Sea creature design stroker from Fantasticocks Dagon, silicone stroker pictured from the back, showing the ribbed tunnel. Dagon a silicone stroker, pictured from a front view, the mouth is open so you can see some of the tunnel. Dagon, silicone stroker in Indra green and Gemini pink. Pictures from the side, it’s a sea creature design stroker from Fantasticocks
October 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Dagon Ruler of the Deep 🌊 has ascended from the depths. Are you ready?

Find out if this sea creature 🦑 from @fantasticocks.bsky.social is the one for you, review in bio.

Big thanks to my partner for the video&audio skills.

#fantasysextoy #fantasysilicone #indiesilicone #siliconestroker
October 22, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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Werewolves may only come out during the full moon but Dane is here whenever you need.

Discover all the pack secrets about @deesbigdaddies.bsky.social Dane the werewolf by visiting my blog, link in bio.

Big thanks to my partner for creating this video.

#werewolf #fantasydildo
October 8, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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Being “a toy of the gods” this mere mortal had to find out if could I even handle it.

Find out all the glorious details by visiting my site in bio!

From @uberrimedildos.bsky.social

A BIG thank you to my supportive partner for editing my clips into this amazing clip, and adding sound.
September 30, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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Look, I just love lights, ok. Not my fault the Polygon looks so cool lit up. Just call me a moth.

New review out for this, too.
Tenga Polygon 3D stroker sitting on top of two flip fidget toys, with a light in the center lighting it all up. The background is metal foil and it’s reflecting many colored lights.
November 28, 2023 at 12:23 PM