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somerandomclown.bsky.social
El Más Guapo
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Just a famous indie microblogger from Brampton… (jealous?)
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 29d
“If you aren’t attempting the impossible, then you don’t know Jesus…”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 3d
A reminder about CoPilot AI… do not copy and paste.

That is not how I would characterize Islamic Heritage.

And my rewrite…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 4d
Speaking as a global icon, I must share that my cousin from Ecuador once had a boyfriend that the family nicknamed “El Ajo” (the garlic) because one time my grandmother misheard his name and called him “Gar-leek” (not even close) and nobody corrected her and she certainly was not gonna change.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 4d
It’s true.

I am a literally a hero to children globally.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 4d
Pronounced “jes” not “yes”.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 4d
Her son literally tells me, “ji wishe ji waseh jor sone. ?can joo hadopt mi¿”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 4d
I’m so famous my cousin from ecuador name drops me to everyone she knows… “mi cousine iz el greatest indie microblogger tu evere come mout de Brangton”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 4d
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 4d
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 4d
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 4d
As the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton, who just happens to be an “absolute savage” at modelling phonemic segmentation (Cormier’s words not mine), and as someone who consistently (A+) makes ladies swoon at the mere mention of my name, let me say that everyone should copy me.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 6d
And let that be a lesson to you and your “peeps”.

Do not poke the bear.

Do not pull on supermans cape.

Do not spit into the wind (very important).

And never…

And I mean NEVER challenge the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 10d
They never see her coming… yes I won this game.

Angel of the Dire Hour
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 11d
Nobody cares about the price more than a person from “Castlemore” (literally Brampton).

Sweetheart, if you care about the price this much, it means you aren’t really there yet.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 11d
Castlemore is labelled “upscale” because the driveways of the average house have 17 busted down never serviced “luxury” cars leased through the “business”.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 12d
“So where you from?”

“Castlemore”

“So…Brampton”

“I DID NOT PAY $350000 OVER THE ASKING PRICE TO LIVE IN BRAMPTON I IDENTIFY AS CASTLEMORE YOU WILL RESPECT MY PRONOUNS FROM/CASTLEMORE YOUR WORDS ARE LITERALLY VIOLENCE I AM FILING A LAWSUIT😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬😡”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 12d
Dear Castlemore… you still live in Brampton.
You don’t put Castlemore on your mail.
You put Brampton.
I’m sorry you overpaid for your house because Mississauga was too expensive (lol what a dump) and the 25 renters in the basement STILL don’t cover the mortgage.
You are not Bridle Path.
Grow up.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 12d
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 12d
As the most respected man in Brampton (even “Castlemore” lol), who just happens to be its greatest indie microblogger of all time, who just happens to have testosterone levels of 364 parsecs per pint of blood (thats a lot), I must say 8 bucks for a litre of extra V olive oil at no frills is a steal.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 12d
I am respected by ppl who you wish respected you.

That’s a YOU problem, sweetie…
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 12d
My philosophy prof in Uni…

“Guapo, you are looking at this all wrong. It’s not that I have to deal with THEM. It’s that now, they have to deal with ME.”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 14d
The average mono-black deck on MTG Arena dot com...

24 lands
30 kill spells
4 mass kill spells
2 whatevers
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 14d
At worst?

You are harming the very kids you are ostensibly trying to “help”.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 14d
Public school anti-racism strategies that aren’t rooted in literacy are performative at best.
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 16d
After every crappy day at work I come home and ask this of my son…

“Dearest son, flower of my soul, fruit of my loins… tell me son, do you want to be a teacher when you grow up?”

“Uh the answer is still NO dad”

“You are my #1 favourite son”

“I’m your only son”

“Yes but you are my favourite”
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El Más Guapo @somerandomclown.bsky.social · 17d
Kate is absolutely right.

I hear the music start and I turn it off and then it says “1 minute left” on the Spotify playlist.

It sits there.

Alone.

For a solid week, sometimes more.

Until the next episode drops and I have to listen to the last minute like a chump before I can hear the new one…