El Más Guapo
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Just a famous indie microblogger from Brampton… (jealous?)
Pinned
“If you aren’t attempting the impossible, then you don’t know Jesus…”
The blatant disrespect towards the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton (TGIMTECOOB) just doesn’t stop… if you are going to show your back to me with your naked buttocks, the least you could do is choose a virtual emotional support pet with a GYATT.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The blatant disrespect towards the greatest indie microblogger to ever come out of Brampton (TGIMTECOOB) just doesn’t stop… if you are going to show your back to me with your naked buttocks, the least you could do is choose a virtual emotional support pet with a GYATT.
I have a $20 a day, lose three games in a row every time, Tarkir Dragonstorm quick draft addiction problem.
I think this is rock bottom.
I think this is rock bottom.
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I have a $20 a day, lose three games in a row every time, Tarkir Dragonstorm quick draft addiction problem.
I think this is rock bottom.
I think this is rock bottom.
A brussel sprout?
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
A brussel sprout?
The Caesar was good tho.
But honestly it was all just regular schmegular working class white ppl, and speaking as the most respected Bramptonian in indie microblogging today, I will always support the common ppl, even if those ppl eat unwashed chicken seasoned with saltines (unsalted obv 🤮).
But honestly it was all just regular schmegular working class white ppl, and speaking as the most respected Bramptonian in indie microblogging today, I will always support the common ppl, even if those ppl eat unwashed chicken seasoned with saltines (unsalted obv 🤮).
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The Caesar was good tho.
But honestly it was all just regular schmegular working class white ppl, and speaking as the most respected Bramptonian in indie microblogging today, I will always support the common ppl, even if those ppl eat unwashed chicken seasoned with saltines (unsalted obv 🤮).
But honestly it was all just regular schmegular working class white ppl, and speaking as the most respected Bramptonian in indie microblogging today, I will always support the common ppl, even if those ppl eat unwashed chicken seasoned with saltines (unsalted obv 🤮).
“Chicken Fried Rice”
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“Chicken Fried Rice”
Dammit a bunch of Latinos just walked in…
“There goes the neighbourhood.” - Mildred and Gord at the table across from me.
“There goes the neighbourhood.” - Mildred and Gord at the table across from me.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Dammit a bunch of Latinos just walked in…
“There goes the neighbourhood.” - Mildred and Gord at the table across from me.
“There goes the neighbourhood.” - Mildred and Gord at the table across from me.
Holy shit it is literally a nonstop parade of white ppl coming into the Swiss chalet.
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Holy shit it is literally a nonstop parade of white ppl coming into the Swiss chalet.
Customer asks for pepper…
Swiss chalet employee - “whoa, you want a couple glasses of milk to ease the burn?”
Swiss chalet employee - “whoa, you want a couple glasses of milk to ease the burn?”
November 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Customer asks for pepper…
Swiss chalet employee - “whoa, you want a couple glasses of milk to ease the burn?”
Swiss chalet employee - “whoa, you want a couple glasses of milk to ease the burn?”
I should have gone to the Red Lobster across the street.
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I should have gone to the Red Lobster across the street.
There is literally zero black ppl eating here.
This is not a good sign.
This is not a good sign.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There is literally zero black ppl eating here.
This is not a good sign.
This is not a good sign.
If you are ever in Brampton and you want to see where all the white ppl are, the place to go is the Swiss Chalet at the 410 and Queen.
It’s the only place in Brampton that makes the chicken the way they like it… seasoned with water.
It’s the only place in Brampton that makes the chicken the way they like it… seasoned with water.
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you are ever in Brampton and you want to see where all the white ppl are, the place to go is the Swiss Chalet at the 410 and Queen.
It’s the only place in Brampton that makes the chicken the way they like it… seasoned with water.
It’s the only place in Brampton that makes the chicken the way they like it… seasoned with water.
Reposted by El Más Guapo
Brian Conrad, The Atlantic:
"Who's going to trust somebody w/ a degree in airline engineering [& can't] think through a problem w/o a computer telling them the answer? The premise that foundational ideas don't need to be learned anymore is a recipe for idiocracy"
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
"Who's going to trust somebody w/ a degree in airline engineering [& can't] think through a problem w/o a computer telling them the answer? The premise that foundational ideas don't need to be learned anymore is a recipe for idiocracy"
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Brian Conrad, The Atlantic:
"Who's going to trust somebody w/ a degree in airline engineering [& can't] think through a problem w/o a computer telling them the answer? The premise that foundational ideas don't need to be learned anymore is a recipe for idiocracy"
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
"Who's going to trust somebody w/ a degree in airline engineering [& can't] think through a problem w/o a computer telling them the answer? The premise that foundational ideas don't need to be learned anymore is a recipe for idiocracy"
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Honestly, if MTG Arena dot com had ONLY Tarkir Dragonstorm Quick Draft for the next 5 years I would be a very satisfied and significantly poorer man, who just happens to be the most masculine hunk of beefcake to ever indie microblog from straight outta the B-Dot.
November 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Honestly, if MTG Arena dot com had ONLY Tarkir Dragonstorm Quick Draft for the next 5 years I would be a very satisfied and significantly poorer man, who just happens to be the most masculine hunk of beefcake to ever indie microblog from straight outta the B-Dot.
If ever you’ve laid awake at night fantasizing about harm befalling TGIMTECOOB, simply because he just happens to have an IQ of 98 (that’s only two away from a perfect score) and you feel inferior (umm that’s a you problem), it might interest you to know I slammed my knee into the wall and it hurts.
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If ever you’ve laid awake at night fantasizing about harm befalling TGIMTECOOB, simply because he just happens to have an IQ of 98 (that’s only two away from a perfect score) and you feel inferior (umm that’s a you problem), it might interest you to know I slammed my knee into the wall and it hurts.
Virgins everywhere are losing their freaking minds right now…
Funko admits “substantial doubt” it can continue as a going concern amid crashing sales and mounting debt.
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
The Pop! maker warns of potential loan defaults without fresh funding or a buyout, after a 14% sales drop and $250M in obligations.
#Funko #PopVinyl #GoingConcern
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Virgins everywhere are losing their freaking minds right now…
Bluesky is the #1 choice if someone wants to pursue indie microblogging excellence because no where else matters as little to the population at large than this nauseatingly earnest pile of dog shit website.
“I’m a famous indie microblogger on Bluesky (jealous?)”
“Never heard of you”
“Exactly”
“I’m a famous indie microblogger on Bluesky (jealous?)”
“Never heard of you”
“Exactly”
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Bluesky is the #1 choice if someone wants to pursue indie microblogging excellence because no where else matters as little to the population at large than this nauseatingly earnest pile of dog shit website.
“I’m a famous indie microblogger on Bluesky (jealous?)”
“Never heard of you”
“Exactly”
“I’m a famous indie microblogger on Bluesky (jealous?)”
“Never heard of you”
“Exactly”
Between us, sometimes I think Patty (Brown, mayor of brampton, huge fan of the microblog) is such a huge fan of mine it clouds his judgement.
If he really appreciated TGIMTECOOB he would build the statue of me he promised on top of the Mandarin off the 410 like I asked and NOT on Chinguacousy hill…
If he really appreciated TGIMTECOOB he would build the statue of me he promised on top of the Mandarin off the 410 like I asked and NOT on Chinguacousy hill…
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Between us, sometimes I think Patty (Brown, mayor of brampton, huge fan of the microblog) is such a huge fan of mine it clouds his judgement.
If he really appreciated TGIMTECOOB he would build the statue of me he promised on top of the Mandarin off the 410 like I asked and NOT on Chinguacousy hill…
If he really appreciated TGIMTECOOB he would build the statue of me he promised on top of the Mandarin off the 410 like I asked and NOT on Chinguacousy hill…
I said to Patty (Brown, mayor of Brampton, huge fan of the microblog)…
“Listen Patty, you are already building a statue in my honour. We cannot make October TGIMTECOOB-appreciation-month. It’s too much. Let’s spotlight Dyslexia instead.”
“But I just love you Guapo…”
“MAS guapo, Patty…”
“Sorry”
“Listen Patty, you are already building a statue in my honour. We cannot make October TGIMTECOOB-appreciation-month. It’s too much. Let’s spotlight Dyslexia instead.”
“But I just love you Guapo…”
“MAS guapo, Patty…”
“Sorry”
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I said to Patty (Brown, mayor of Brampton, huge fan of the microblog)…
“Listen Patty, you are already building a statue in my honour. We cannot make October TGIMTECOOB-appreciation-month. It’s too much. Let’s spotlight Dyslexia instead.”
“But I just love you Guapo…”
“MAS guapo, Patty…”
“Sorry”
“Listen Patty, you are already building a statue in my honour. We cannot make October TGIMTECOOB-appreciation-month. It’s too much. Let’s spotlight Dyslexia instead.”
“But I just love you Guapo…”
“MAS guapo, Patty…”
“Sorry”
Speaking as Godfather to all my precious Brampton babies, who just happens to be an “ageless wonder” literally aging in reverse (just my good jeans tbh), who just happens to be the most sought after man in all of Peel region by ovulating females, I hereby declare October is Dyslexia awareness month.
October 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Speaking as Godfather to all my precious Brampton babies, who just happens to be an “ageless wonder” literally aging in reverse (just my good jeans tbh), who just happens to be the most sought after man in all of Peel region by ovulating females, I hereby declare October is Dyslexia awareness month.
Just another day in Brampton…
October 27, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just another day in Brampton…
MICROBLOG SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
October 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
MICROBLOG SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
Thanks to the re-introduction of Tarkir Dragonstorm on MTG Arena dot com, I am back to hemorrhaging money on said internet gaming website.
This guy has been playing with himself for the last 746746 minutes…
October 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This guy has been playing with himself for the last 746746 minutes…
It’s looks like a radicalized sperm ffs…
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It’s looks like a radicalized sperm ffs…