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Not great, Bob!
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Product designer for streaming TV, music aficionado, tall geek. I own a 1989 Radio Shack plasma ball, but I don’t let it define me. A box of Q-tips on 🥑

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Retail package for a unisex stainless steel customizable medical ID bracelet. The packaging text highlights that it can alert emergency personnel to up to four medical conditions, chosen from over 50 preprinted options, and includes a free wallet card. A sample label on the bracelet has been edited to read, “Delete my browser history.”
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Donald Trump sits at a small table with young children, attempting to color a paper with an American flag design, apparently unfamiliar with what an American flag looks like. They’re in a classroom decorated with rainbow colors and children’s books on a shelf in the background.
November 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Scene from the TV show "The Simpsons" showing Ned Flanders’ parents sitting at a table in front of a bookshelf. Ned’s mother, wearing a black outfit and beret, gestures while speaking to a doctor offscreen. Ned’s father, in a red-and-white striped shirt, glasses, and beret, sits beside her. The caption reads, "WE'VE TRIED NOTHING, AND WE'RE ALL OUT OF IDEAS."
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Non-shadowed photo taken at the event
Donald Trump and FIFA President Gianni Infantino shake hands at an event with a white backdrop featuring Arabic script and laurel designs. Both are wearing dark suits and red ties, with an emblem in the background containing Arabic text and English words “SUMMIT... PEACE.” Trump appears to have had bronzer applied with a paint roller. The image is credited to Yoan Valat via Getty Images.
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Star Trek: TNG skipped that episode too
Scene from the TV series "Star Trek: The Next Generation" showing the android Lieutenant Commander Data, portrayed by Brent Spiner, being gently touched on the face by his elderly creator Dr. Noonien Soong, also portrayed by Brent Spiner, inside a dimly lit laboratory setting.
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Scene from "The Simpsons" showing Homer Simpson shirtless and wearing goggles, shaking hands with Billy Corgan in a black shirt. The caption reads: "Homer Simpson, smiling politely."
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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DOGE hard at work in an office scene from the 1985 movie Brazil
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Scene from "The Simpsons" showing the exterior of the Springfield Civic Center at night, lit with purple and pink lights and spotlights in the sky. A sign in front reads: "Springfield Civic Center. First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence."
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Give him a break, he was up late last night trying to get the tee vee to show different election results
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Scene from "The Simpsons" showing Bart Simpson sitting at his school desk, looking angry and speaking. Two classmates are visible beside and behind him, one laughing. The edited caption reads, "NOW SEAN DUFFY'S SCORING OFF ME. OH, THAT IS IT."
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Cooper, a fluffy black cat with ragdoll features is lying on his back on a soft, textured blanket. His bright eyes are wide open and he’s looking directly at the camera. The room is lit with a blue and purple hue, adding a surreal glow to the scene. Cooper’s tail is fluffed out and his front legs are stretched upward in a relaxed, playful pose. He is hopped up on goofballs.
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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A scene from the movie “Glass Onion” showing a man in a lab coat sitting at a desk and holding up a fax that reads “To: Lionel Toussaint” and “A.I. in Dogs = Discourse.” The fax has an “Alpha” logo, and a whiteboard filled with equations and diagrams is visible behind him.
October 31, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle.
A sea turtle swimming near the ocean floor, surrounded by coral and sea plants, with small fish visible in the background. A sea turtle underwater extending one flipper upward while feeding near a coral-covered rock, with a blue ocean backdrop. A black and white underwater image of a sea turtle gliding close to the seabed, with small fish and coral formations around it. A black and white underwater image of a sea turtle swimming upward past a rock, its flippers extended as it moves through open water.
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Homer Simpson standing in a 3D digital grid world edited to be red with floating mathematical equations in the background. Caption reads: "UH... DID ANYONE SEE THE MOVIE TRON ARES?"
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Every time I see his name I think of the bin we had to recycle the money he lit on fire in 2020
A cardboard tray labeled “BLOOMBERG BULLSHIT” holds campaign mailers and flyers for Mike Bloomberg’s 2020 presidential campaign, resting on top of a washing machine. A produce box labeled “premium Plums” is in the background.
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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I’m sure leaving off the level where one’s constipation gets cured is just an oversight
Excerpt from Sodastream CO2 bottle safety data sheet SECTION 11: Toxicological information Information on toxicological effects General Likely routes of exposure are inhalation and skin and eye contact. Ingestion is considered an unlikely route of exposure because under normal conditions carbon dioxide is encountered in gaseous form. Inhalation. In high concentrations may cause rapid circulatory insufficiency. Symptoms are headache, nausea and vomiting, which may lead to unconsciousness. Carbon Dioxide Concentration Inhaled / EFFECTS 1% Breathing rate increases slightly. 2% Breathing rate increases to 50% above normal level. Prolonged exposure can cause headache, tiredness. 3% Breathing increases to twice normal rate and becomes labored. Weak narcotic effect. Impaired hearing, headache, increased blood pressure and pulse rate. 4-5% Breathing increases to approximately four times normal rate, symptoms of intoxication become evident, and slight choking may be felt. 5-10% Characteristic sharp odor noticeable. Very labored breathing, visual impairment, headache, and ringing in the ears. Judgment may be impaired, followed within minutes by loss of consciousness. 10-100% Unconsciousness occurs more rapidly above 10% level. Prolonged exposure to high concentrations may eventually result in death from asphyxiation.
October 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Homer Simpson lifts his sleeve to reveal a heart-shaped tattoo that reads “Starland Vocal Band.” Caption text at the bottom says, “THE MEANING CHAIN HAS BROKEN DOWN.”
October 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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An old cardboard tube for the “Pick Up Stix” game next to a random pile of brightly colored sticks
October 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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…but I can get this stuff for only six bucks a jar!
7½ oz. jar of sweet, sweet Marshmallow Fluff
October 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM