Mr. Some Unknown Loser M.S., M.B.A.
@someunknownloser.bsky.social
The real-life misadventures of a random internet person.
Go Birds! 🦅🦅🦅
February 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Go Birds! 🦅🦅🦅
I’ve been gone for a couple days. What did I miss?
February 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I’ve been gone for a couple days. What did I miss?
Top two Super Bowl aftermath predictions.
Kansas city wins the Super Bowl:
- Philly will burn
Philly wins the Super Bowl:
- Philly will burn
Kansas city wins the Super Bowl:
- Philly will burn
Philly wins the Super Bowl:
- Philly will burn
January 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Top two Super Bowl aftermath predictions.
Kansas city wins the Super Bowl:
- Philly will burn
Philly wins the Super Bowl:
- Philly will burn
Kansas city wins the Super Bowl:
- Philly will burn
Philly wins the Super Bowl:
- Philly will burn
*Me on chatgpt discussing my relationship issues*
“Teach me to be human, you damn machine!”
“Teach me to be human, you damn machine!”
January 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
*Me on chatgpt discussing my relationship issues*
“Teach me to be human, you damn machine!”
“Teach me to be human, you damn machine!”
If a four-year-old says hi to you in a grocery store and you do not say hi back, fuck you.
January 28, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If a four-year-old says hi to you in a grocery store and you do not say hi back, fuck you.
I just took one of those naps where my sleep was so deep that when I woke up my knuckles hurt.
January 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just took one of those naps where my sleep was so deep that when I woke up my knuckles hurt.
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We will shitpost our way through this
January 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We will shitpost our way through this
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when u make a silly joke on this platform
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when u make a silly joke on this platform
Repo man’s got all night, every night.
January 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Repo man’s got all night, every night.
Exactly.
January 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Exactly.
Can’t wait for the “Best Funny TikTok‘s” compilations to hit YouTube in 6 years.
January 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Can’t wait for the “Best Funny TikTok‘s” compilations to hit YouTube in 6 years.
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Is there anywhere in the universe more scammy than the Bsky chat tab?
January 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Is there anywhere in the universe more scammy than the Bsky chat tab?
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
You really blew it not going with “Gandalf The Fat” 😞
You really blew it not going with “Gandalf The Fat” 😞
January 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
You really blew it not going with “Gandalf The Fat” 😞
You really blew it not going with “Gandalf The Fat” 😞
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It’s like honey. It will last 2,000 years.
January 19, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s like honey. It will last 2,000 years.
January 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Not a single bottle of ketchup in my fridge has expired since my children were born.
January 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Not a single bottle of ketchup in my fridge has expired since my children were born.
Warning: When you date/marry someone outside of your “leauge” (e.g. they have +3 degrees of hotness over you on a scale from 1 to 10), people are going to constantly remind you how “lucky” you are.
January 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Warning: When you date/marry someone outside of your “leauge” (e.g. they have +3 degrees of hotness over you on a scale from 1 to 10), people are going to constantly remind you how “lucky” you are.
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they’ll never know😌
January 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
they’ll never know😌
Thank you Amazon for saving me thousands of dollars on shit I didn’t need.
January 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thank you Amazon for saving me thousands of dollars on shit I didn’t need.
I’m in that stage of life where you text your friends about salads. 😞👴🏻
January 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m in that stage of life where you text your friends about salads. 😞👴🏻
Scary how accurate AI is getting.
January 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Scary how accurate AI is getting.
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It’s so brave and sexy of me to continue waking up and going to work every day. Good morning my lovelies. We’ve made it to the halfway mark. 🫶🏼💜 I hope you have a day as great as you are.
January 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s so brave and sexy of me to continue waking up and going to work every day. Good morning my lovelies. We’ve made it to the halfway mark. 🫶🏼💜 I hope you have a day as great as you are.
Bastards
January 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Bastards
There’s a lot of money to be made in cringe. #LottaMoney
January 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
There’s a lot of money to be made in cringe. #LottaMoney