I don't know Heliung (maybe I should?), but the other three are all worthy spins!

So many times. Often I run out of steam with stories I run - probably because I over-plan - so often I set things in motion I never resolve.

When i was supported by welfare, I *wished* I could watch porn and smoke dope - just to dull the stress - but did not have the time with all they had me do.

Burned down the library with everyone and everything in it that they were tasked with preserving, rescuing someone from, and if possible neutraling the threat. 10/10 on the tertiary and optional objective, minus several million for the primary and secondary objectives.

Sadly the way i plan to play them is that they will act rationally a number of times per session equal to their wisdom and intelligence modifiers and then reset - both are -1...

Even with my very stoopid leshy?

I trust you to make witheringly pithy commentary that will pillory them with their own corpulence.

Time is an illusion, time to play ttrpgs, doubly so.

I severely injured a character with seagulls designed to challenge the whole group when they split from the rest of party.

Mobiles aren't allowed in school and laptops at school have to use school internet.

They already do in schools in NSW.

AD&D and Traveller. I remember both fondly, even though I only ever played one Traveller game, it was very memorable. I have continued D&D through the various editions, but have somewhat outgrown it.

Wow. How does this show keep getting better and better?

To players I offer Devils Bargains - success at cost, conflicting success or something like that. For NPCs and my own rolls, I just take what comes and roll will the punches.