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Which game?
December 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is 100% true.
December 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
In a great mood today!
April 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
And I'm ok with that as long as the value is there. I played Tears of the Kingdom for 200 hours (similar to BotW). Thats about 7 movies worth of tickets to the theater, roughly 14 hours of showtime
April 20, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Written by AI and sent straight to production. No way a human being wrote this.
April 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The result of two diametrically opposed forces: Network (and an extent viewer) Demand for Content vs. Storytellers. If I write a damn good script for a marvel-ous 3 episode comic book show, the greenlighters are going to tell me I need 6. I could maintain story integrity and keep it to myself or...
April 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
These are fabulous tools. I hope I remember them forever.
February 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
You're a damn good parent, man.
January 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
As someone who loves Cookie Clickers... we can has? Please?
January 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
This is a GOOD thing. I'm only getting older! 😂
December 6, 2024 at 1:57 PM
This is very much how I drive.

Everyone slower than me is a fool.

Everyone faster than me is a maniac!
November 30, 2024 at 12:49 PM
I eat my cranberries as The Lord intended... by passing that dish and moving on to literally anything else! Blech!
November 24, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Snorfing is a word only other dog owners viscerally understand.
November 21, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I feel like it's a valid question though. I've failed to find a satisfying answer: who is this targeting?? Anyone under 45 doesn't know what this is, and anyone over probably doesn't want it. It's so weird.
November 9, 2024 at 9:42 PM