It looks like he spent so long trying to decide which to do first, turn on the lamp or close the door, that he got tired and fell asleep.

Ah yes, the ancient Roman Empire. A famously neglected and under-examined subject by academics.

Who is she?

Jesus Christ what a psychopath

I dunno. The bankers dont seem to have been bothered at all about all the outrage over them destroying the economy and then getting bailed out. Silicon Valley thinks they will also be net beneficiaries from their own incompetence.

So many of us used to hear "Zed's dead, Baby. Zed's dead" followed by the Bullwinkle Part II bass riff 20 times a day, every day, because we had our Pulp Fiction sound track cassette tape playing on loop as teens.

Horrendous.

What land is being given away? And how do they want to prevent white women from marrying men of other races, exactly?

That is so weak

Super excited to see millions of billionaire dollars going to elect a bunch of CIA officers who'll vote to send 2,000 lb bombs to Israel and who'll say that anyone writing "break up the banks" on the Internet should be jailed for antisemitism.

A good point people are bringing up — if they need to pretend that making this commercial was hard work to avoid getting yelled at, they are also undercutting the propaganda that A.I. will give you a ton more free time. Which fake story are you sticking to. bsky.app/profile/cult...

Thats exactly what movie producers do, and they get to accept the Oscar for Best Picture!

Hey, Bill! Why are you wearing a hotdog suit?

Before AI you had people zooming into videos and photographs of people's eyes and being utterly convinced that some blurry frames showed pupils turning into slits, proving they were lizard overlords.

Im still utterly baffled by the fact that other countries haven't replaced this aid if it really is so essential.