Don’t expect me to hold anything any of the Ratliffs did against them…I’m a VC Andrews fan, I’m already armed and ready to fight

my mans timothy ratliff polishing off a month’s worth of lorazepam in a week…that’s a king right there! he might be a miserable little pile of secrets but he’s my miserable little pile of secrets

hot take but i think it’s cool that chappell roan is a combination of marvelously talented, belligerent, and stupid

i love reading books by gay people who had to disguise their homosexuality in ways that were clever at the time but blatantly obvious now. it’s like time traveling with modern gaydar technology.

i know this is stupid to say because literally no one wants to live through austerity times but i truly believe i am uniquely unsuited for austerity times.

when the marketing girlies get laid off we’re gonna see birth and marriage rates skyrocket and my god are they gonna be terrible parents