Sonic The Punchline!
@sonicthepunchline.bsky.social
Gimmick account where Sonic is always the punchline to the joke!
PFP by Healloumi on Twitter!
Banner by CedDrawsNear on Reddit!
Main account: @midnightsnowstorm.bsky.social
PFP by Healloumi on Twitter!
Banner by CedDrawsNear on Reddit!
Main account: @midnightsnowstorm.bsky.social
Me trying to outrun the 10 year old red kid after his catchy chase music starts playing:
(His father has "forsaken" him or something, so he is left unsupervised. I don't know, I haven't looked into the lore. See what I did there though? See the joke? Laugh. LAUGH. HE SAID HAWK TUAH ONCE. LAUGH!)
(His father has "forsaken" him or something, so he is left unsupervised. I don't know, I haven't looked into the lore. See what I did there though? See the joke? Laugh. LAUGH. HE SAID HAWK TUAH ONCE. LAUGH!)
a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog standing in a grassy field
ALT: a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog standing in a grassy field
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March 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Me trying to outrun the 10 year old red kid after his catchy chase music starts playing:
(His father has "forsaken" him or something, so he is left unsupervised. I don't know, I haven't looked into the lore. See what I did there though? See the joke? Laugh. LAUGH. HE SAID HAWK TUAH ONCE. LAUGH!)
(His father has "forsaken" him or something, so he is left unsupervised. I don't know, I haven't looked into the lore. See what I did there though? See the joke? Laugh. LAUGH. HE SAID HAWK TUAH ONCE. LAUGH!)
Me dying of cringe whenever I open the general chat at a bad time:
a close up of sonic the hedgehog 's face against a black background
ALT: a close up of sonic the hedgehog 's face against a black background
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March 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Me dying of cringe whenever I open the general chat at a bad time:
Okay, it was 1 month, since I forgot that I posted on the other account, BUT STILL-
March 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Okay, it was 1 month, since I forgot that I posted on the other account, BUT STILL-
"Alright, it's late, but I wanna play Pokemon TCG Pocket, maybe finally get that Leafeon ex, so-"
That bright ass intro screen, followed by all of the bright ass menus:
That bright ass intro screen, followed by all of the bright ass menus:
a close up of a sonic the hedgehog with a black background
ALT: a close up of a sonic the hedgehog with a black background
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March 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
"Alright, it's late, but I wanna play Pokemon TCG Pocket, maybe finally get that Leafeon ex, so-"
That bright ass intro screen, followed by all of the bright ass menus:
That bright ass intro screen, followed by all of the bright ass menus:
Me and the homies when our braincells finally agree on whether Mario or Sonic is winning the fight:
(It's Sonic, no doubt about it.)
(It's Sonic, no doubt about it.)
a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog and knuckles fighting
ALT: a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog and knuckles fighting
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March 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Me and the homies when our braincells finally agree on whether Mario or Sonic is winning the fight:
(It's Sonic, no doubt about it.)
(It's Sonic, no doubt about it.)
Me finding out that my boyfriend doesn't like Sonic the Hedgehog:
(For him, the choice is Sonic or singlehood.)
(For him, the choice is Sonic or singlehood.)
a pixel art of sonic the hedgehog jumping between two pillars
ALT: a pixel art of sonic the hedgehog jumping between two pillars
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March 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Me finding out that my boyfriend doesn't like Sonic the Hedgehog:
(For him, the choice is Sonic or singlehood.)
(For him, the choice is Sonic or singlehood.)
"Man, I can't wait to load up this session of modded Minecraft. I wonder what this new mod does. I heard it was banned recently."
The black entity of horrors beyond mortal comprehension that just joined my singleplayer game:
(It is going to shut down my pc and then ban me from my world in 4 hours.)
The black entity of horrors beyond mortal comprehension that just joined my singleplayer game:
(It is going to shut down my pc and then ban me from my world in 4 hours.)
a close up of a cartoon character with a purple background and a glowing eye .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a purple background and a glowing eye .
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March 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
"Man, I can't wait to load up this session of modded Minecraft. I wonder what this new mod does. I heard it was banned recently."
The black entity of horrors beyond mortal comprehension that just joined my singleplayer game:
(It is going to shut down my pc and then ban me from my world in 4 hours.)
The black entity of horrors beyond mortal comprehension that just joined my singleplayer game:
(It is going to shut down my pc and then ban me from my world in 4 hours.)
My Bluesky accounts when I decide to come back to the platform:
(I forgot the website exists for 2 months.)
(I forgot the website exists for 2 months.)
a cartoon drawing of sonic the hedgehog smiling
ALT: a cartoon drawing of sonic the hedgehog smiling
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March 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My Bluesky accounts when I decide to come back to the platform:
(I forgot the website exists for 2 months.)
(I forgot the website exists for 2 months.)
Where I'm about to take you fucks after I see y'all add apostrophes to plural nouns and use the wrong form of there:
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Where I'm about to take you fucks after I see y'all add apostrophes to plural nouns and use the wrong form of there:
Me after realizing I haven't posted in days to an audience of 0 people:
(I don't care if people see this. I am having fun, and that's what matters.)
(I don't care if people see this. I am having fun, and that's what matters.)
a close up of sonic the hedgehog with netflix written in the corner
ALT: a close up of sonic the hedgehog with netflix written in the corner
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December 29, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Me after realizing I haven't posted in days to an audience of 0 people:
(I don't care if people see this. I am having fun, and that's what matters.)
(I don't care if people see this. I am having fun, and that's what matters.)
The police: "What happened to your house? Why did it explode?"
Me:
(I was hiding evidence of producing illicit drugs, owning unregistered firearms, and containing government documents which I had spread to various online forums anonymously.)
Me:
(I was hiding evidence of producing illicit drugs, owning unregistered firearms, and containing government documents which I had spread to various online forums anonymously.)
a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog and a boy
ALT: a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog and a boy
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December 24, 2024 at 10:56 PM
The police: "What happened to your house? Why did it explode?"
Me:
(I was hiding evidence of producing illicit drugs, owning unregistered firearms, and containing government documents which I had spread to various online forums anonymously.)
Me:
(I was hiding evidence of producing illicit drugs, owning unregistered firearms, and containing government documents which I had spread to various online forums anonymously.)
Me approaching the Murder Drones fandom and telling them that Sonic x Silver = Solver:
(I've ruined Murder Drones for both of us, but I remain unharmed.)
(I've ruined Murder Drones for both of us, but I remain unharmed.)
sonic the hedgehog is giving a thumbs up sign in a cartoon .
ALT: sonic the hedgehog is giving a thumbs up sign in a cartoon .
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December 24, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Me approaching the Murder Drones fandom and telling them that Sonic x Silver = Solver:
(I've ruined Murder Drones for both of us, but I remain unharmed.)
(I've ruined Murder Drones for both of us, but I remain unharmed.)
Me explaining to my boss that I didn't call the customer dumb, I asked if they were dumb, and those are two totally different things:
(I am going to get fired for this, but my logic is correct.)
(I am going to get fired for this, but my logic is correct.)
a cartoon character named super sonic is standing in front of a blue background
ALT: a cartoon character named super sonic is standing in front of a blue background
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December 17, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Me explaining to my boss that I didn't call the customer dumb, I asked if they were dumb, and those are two totally different things:
(I am going to get fired for this, but my logic is correct.)
(I am going to get fired for this, but my logic is correct.)
Me when I walk to Burger King and then I walk back home from Burger King:
a sonic the hedgehog video game character runs on a tiled floor
ALT: a sonic the hedgehog video game character runs on a tiled floor
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December 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Me when I walk to Burger King and then I walk back home from Burger King:
Me coming back to the bar after they Uber'd me home 30 minutes ago:
a cartoon of a sonic the hedgehog with a lightning bolt coming out of his head
ALT: a cartoon of a sonic the hedgehog with a lightning bolt coming out of his head
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December 17, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Me coming back to the bar after they Uber'd me home 30 minutes ago:
My straight cis Christian friends: *Trying to enjoy a day out as a group.*
My gay ass rolling up with rainbow bracelets, a Sonic jacket, and headphones blasting Vocaloid songs:
My gay ass rolling up with rainbow bracelets, a Sonic jacket, and headphones blasting Vocaloid songs:
a sonic the hedgehog is flying through the air with a blue sky in the background
ALT: a sonic the hedgehog is flying through the air with a blue sky in the background
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December 17, 2024 at 8:36 PM
My straight cis Christian friends: *Trying to enjoy a day out as a group.*
My gay ass rolling up with rainbow bracelets, a Sonic jacket, and headphones blasting Vocaloid songs:
My gay ass rolling up with rainbow bracelets, a Sonic jacket, and headphones blasting Vocaloid songs:
SEGA writing the most hardcore Sonic villain song for the shittiest mainseries Sonic game:
(It's because that's what it takes to be Infinite.)
(It's because that's what it takes to be Infinite.)
a pixelated image of sonic the hedgehog surrounded by colorful diamonds
ALT: a pixelated image of sonic the hedgehog surrounded by colorful diamonds
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December 15, 2024 at 9:31 PM
SEGA writing the most hardcore Sonic villain song for the shittiest mainseries Sonic game:
(It's because that's what it takes to be Infinite.)
(It's because that's what it takes to be Infinite.)
Your average #promosky be like:
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a 3d rendering of sonic the hedgehog standing in front of a blue background
ALT: a 3d rendering of sonic the hedgehog standing in front of a blue background
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December 15, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Your average #promosky be like:
🦔Sonic the Hedgehog
🦔Sonic the Hedgehog
🦔Sonic the Hedgehog
🦔Sonic the Hedgehog
🦔Sonic the Hedgehog
🦔Sonic the Hedgehog
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I got caught. 😔
December 15, 2024 at 1:04 AM
I got caught. 😔
Me: "Man, I wonder why I don't shuffle all of my liked songs, and only do specific playlists. What would happen if I tried that?"
Two trucks passionately holding hands 3 songs into my shuffled list:
Two trucks passionately holding hands 3 songs into my shuffled list:
sonic the hedgehog from the video game sonic the hedgehog is flying through the air and waving .
ALT: sonic the hedgehog from the video game sonic the hedgehog is flying through the air and waving .
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December 14, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Me: "Man, I wonder why I don't shuffle all of my liked songs, and only do specific playlists. What would happen if I tried that?"
Two trucks passionately holding hands 3 songs into my shuffled list:
Two trucks passionately holding hands 3 songs into my shuffled list:
9 year old me looking for my mom after I got lost in the local Shopko again:
December 14, 2024 at 4:46 AM
9 year old me looking for my mom after I got lost in the local Shopko again:
Me when I was little: "Wow, I have Autism, and I've been fairly normal so far. Surely this mental disorder won't have any major downsides when I get older."
Sonic Pathology:
Sonic Pathology:
December 14, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Me when I was little: "Wow, I have Autism, and I've been fairly normal so far. Surely this mental disorder won't have any major downsides when I get older."
Sonic Pathology:
Sonic Pathology:
Me looking at my main and seeing that I have a new follower out of the blue, knowing damn well that it's probably a bot, scammer, or reposter, and my shit is still not going to be seen by a living, breathing soul:
a cartoon drawing of sonic the hedgehog holding a red ball
ALT: a cartoon drawing of sonic the hedgehog holding a red ball
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December 13, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Me looking at my main and seeing that I have a new follower out of the blue, knowing damn well that it's probably a bot, scammer, or reposter, and my shit is still not going to be seen by a living, breathing soul:
Me when I found out Sonic officially moans in Sonic Boom:
(I was never the same since. This haunts me to this day. Get it out of my head.)
(I was never the same since. This haunts me to this day. Get it out of my head.)
December 12, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Me when I found out Sonic officially moans in Sonic Boom:
(I was never the same since. This haunts me to this day. Get it out of my head.)
(I was never the same since. This haunts me to this day. Get it out of my head.)
Me telling the kid in a wheelchair "C'mon, step it up!"
(This is going to have major consequences in the next two minutes.)
(Credit to huyu_sth on Twitter.)
(This is going to have major consequences in the next two minutes.)
(Credit to huyu_sth on Twitter.)
December 12, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Me telling the kid in a wheelchair "C'mon, step it up!"
(This is going to have major consequences in the next two minutes.)
(Credit to huyu_sth on Twitter.)
(This is going to have major consequences in the next two minutes.)
(Credit to huyu_sth on Twitter.)