That gobshite Forest owner should just put himself in the dugout. Let's see how good he is.
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 AM
That gobshite Forest owner should just put himself in the dugout. Let's see how good he is.
Never for a second thought that Ratcliffe one would turn out to be the new Eichmann.
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Never for a second thought that Ratcliffe one would turn out to be the new Eichmann.
Being treated to a carvery lads.
February 11, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Being treated to a carvery lads.
Just send us back to Goodison ffs
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Just send us back to Goodison ffs
I'd like to see Starmer showing real solidarity by taking the podium in a pair of those horrendous curling shoes. Who needs McSweeney.
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I'd like to see Starmer showing real solidarity by taking the podium in a pair of those horrendous curling shoes. Who needs McSweeney.
Dead excited for tonight's 0-0 at the Bramley arena. Should be a cracker.
February 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Dead excited for tonight's 0-0 at the Bramley arena. Should be a cracker.
...'because I'd get laughed out the gaff'
'Absolute baloney': Ed Miliband 'not going to run' for leadership
'Absolute baloney': Ed Miliband 'not going to run' for leadership
The energy security and net zero secretary says that "of course" the PM has his 100% backing.
news.sky.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:33 PM
...'because I'd get laughed out the gaff'
Imagine taking a copy to the counter. I'd expect to be fitted with an electronic tag on the way out.
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor could be penning a "kiss and tell book" following the latest release of the Epstein files, which saw him relocate from Royal Lodge to Sandringham in the middle of the night.
Insider warns Andrew tell-all book would be 'final nail in coffin for monarchy'
www.mirror.co.uk
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Imagine taking a copy to the counter. I'd expect to be fitted with an electronic tag on the way out.
Think Max Brooks' Devolution might be the most hilarious novel I've ever read. Massive chimp lads ripping people's heads off in an eco village. Belting stuff!
February 10, 2026 at 9:13 AM
Think Max Brooks' Devolution might be the most hilarious novel I've ever read. Massive chimp lads ripping people's heads off in an eco village. Belting stuff!
Went ice skating once. Total disaster. Had to use a child's penguin stabiliser frame to get off the rink. Fucking joke.
February 10, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Went ice skating once. Total disaster. Had to use a child's penguin stabiliser frame to get off the rink. Fucking joke.