TV's Hottest couple is two creepy ass imperial dorks that you would otherwise want to see vaporize in a Death Star explosion if they weren't so precious. #Andor #SyrilLovesDedra

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

Multitasking my daily calm meditation with my morning cardio
That’s called efficiency baby

How do I tell if I have brain problems or I’m just a dimbshit

My favorite part of Death in Paradise is when the new detective wants to simply make an arrest, and the rest of the crew explains how they first have to gather all the suspects in a room together for the big explanation.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

The Bears are, I think, the worst-coached professional sports team I’ve…ever seen?

I'm so excited to bring the utter disappoinment of being a Bears fan to Bluesky

Good Little Guy Autumn

Maturity is knowing the pumpernickel oval is the best part of the gardettos

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