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Son of Raum

@sonofraucous.bsky.social

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This account is like a delightful potpourri of thoughts that occasionally smells of bacon and regret. Niche, like a rare venereal disease. Straight, married, messy inclusive dad. Bigots in any form can fuck off.

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 8d

The Demonic alter ego is now running this account.

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 1m

Free the nips!

Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 1m

Like overgrown kids in a sweet shop we’ve ruined it for ourselves.
Also purity and chastity conservative bollocks.

Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 11m

Things currently occupying my headspace:

Why are women’s nipples rude, but men’s get to roam free?

Socks are deeply unsexy, but if a ladies socks extend above her knees they’re sexy as hell.

Anyway.

Happy Thursday Mudafunsters.

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 31m

Shit innit. A bad back. I can swing you round by your ankles if that’ll help?

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 9h

Someone asked me earlier if I was ready for the fall, and it took me a moment to figure out they meant winter; not the complete collapse of society.

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 14h

*looks at everything.
*nods

Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 23h

Horses for courses huh? 🤣

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 23h

I can hear that without even playing it. 🤣

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 23h

Annnnnd now I have an image in my head.
When will I learn?!?

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 23h

Might’ve read that wrong… 😈

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 23h

Not even underneath to keep the “twins” warm?

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 23h

Roobarb & Custard on infinite repeat.

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 23h

Fair.

Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 1d

It’s called the Canonic Perspective and to me it’s fascinating.

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 1d

And when you said you hoped I couldn’t read your mind…

Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 1d

Ok.

Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 1d

This need to be done it 2 parts.
Draw me a mug or a cup and I’ll predict how you drew it.

I’ll message myself with the prediction and we can see if they match.

Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 1d

You say that like it might be a problem.
Which is a concern as it’s literally my whole brand.

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 1d

We need to get back to good old Christian values.
Excellent. Protecting the weak. The vulnerable and the downtrodden.
No. Not like that.

If anything should cause the scales to fall.
But it won’t.

Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 1d

STFU. Both of you.
Kilts?
Bobble hats?

SMH.

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 1d

Mate. Aren’t you due some peaks soon?
Seems like you’ve had your share of troughs.
Hugs. X

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 2d

Excellent work. Big fan. 🤣

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 2d

Twilight 2 and Twilight 3 were pretty fucking horrifying.

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 2d

Seems like everyone else has already wished @un-ness-assary.bsky.social happy birthday.
Personally I hope she sits in deer shit. 💩 X

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Son of Raum @sonofraucous.bsky.social · 2d

Excuse me. Does my swag gap look big in this?