I remember my spouse being deployed in Iraq. I was picking up takeout for the kids that night and pro Bush guys were chanting in the restaurant. The restaurant got quiet as I asked them, If you are so pro war why aren’t you serving? You look healthy! They mumbled excuses and left. Assholes.

Dior-ty diaper.

At this point those tiny jewelry crosses make you wonder if they are pro- Jesus or are they pro-Roman torture aficionados.

Someone in our neighborhood made a little free library but for puzzles. It’s nice to go for a walk and pick one out.

My grandmother had cervical cancer back in the 1940s. My mother was 10. She was sent to live with relatives while her mother underwent painful radiation treatments. She survived but was left with lifelong complications. I’m sorry you had this cancer as well. Yes for cancer vaccines.

Maybe she’ll be put on lip filler restriction for 2 months.

Wait til Pamela Jo hears about leaf blowers. How do they work? They move air, really? Where on earth would someone buy something like that? Don’t you have to have a landscape business to get one? How dare protesters blow harmful gases away!

One of the men taken from this Home Depot last weekend is a 63-year-old father named Fernando. He’s worked as a day laborer in Phoenix for 30 years and has no criminal history. He’s being held at the Florence Detention Center as he struggles with Valley Fever.

Support Fernando’s legal defense here:

Not only is dementia man ranting again, it appears his handlers let him go out with football shoulder gear under his suit.

I shall do so with the relentlessness of a telemarketer.