sonotoffensive.bsky.social
@sonotoffensive.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Americanizing Heated Rivalry
December 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Eek, I'm sorry bb. My sanity is closely correlated with my ability to exercise. But it really does come back fast.
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
December 24, 2025 at 3:18 AM
How long were you out?

I always learned that up to 2 weeks is generally inconsequential, maybe lower weight by 10%. Longer that it's normal to lose more strength, so you should start with lile 70%-80% of your previous weight for a week or two to avoid injury. It mostly comes back fast, though.
December 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Kinda unsanitary, tbh. I'd get a manager.
December 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I was like you, but then I saw Kip's ass on-screen and I learned the error of my ways.
December 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
December 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
We couldn't get rid of toxic ☹️
December 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Really only let down by the abruptness of Act 3. ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
December 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
You still have nipples?
December 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
At first I thought you were going to do the SpongeBob Big Guy Pants OK dance.
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I know a guy who used to date my friends who could not remember my name even after I baked him his favorite cake.

I wish that I could go through life with that limited a set of upper brain functions. It must be so liberating.
December 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I would've voted for the left one.
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I bought my apartment BECAUSE of the kitchen. You just can't see that all of the rest of it is about 50 sq ft.
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
This you.
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Later on, i was flirting with a boy who begrudgingly turned me down because he recently started dating someone who i later learned was the guy who tried to get me to piss on a wall together.

Anyway, the saga ended when I fucked the piss boy the next year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
When I was im college, I was flirting with a boy at a party and it was going really well, but then he asked to follow him to the attic to piss out a window together and I had to leave.

(This is not true, it was actually against a wall, but wouldn't it be fun if it was also a window?)
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
What a reflection of the miserable sycophants and goons he surrounds himself with that having one conversation with a genuinely charming and intelligent person has him perilously swooning.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM