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A complete and utter one
December 13, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Brainiac 5: I heard your old merboyfriend became a lifeguard. Supergirl: Huh. Dick Wolverine: LET GO OF ME! I LIVE ON THE LAND! I BREATH AIR! Jerro: DON’T WORRY, SIR! I’LL HAVE YOU SAFELY UNDER THE SEA IN NO TIME! Brainiac 5: Should we do something about that? Supergirl: eh
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Supergirl: Some day, when you’re married, your wife will clean your fortress for you instead of your teenage cousin! Or maybe you can clean it yourself because you’re, like, forty. Superman: Ha ha, no. My duty is first and foremost to protect the earth and pull psychologically horrifying pranks on my friends and loved ones to teach them lessons and protect them from threats I could could easily handle without giving Lois a giant cat’s head or turning Jimmy into a merboy. Supergirl: I’m going to trick you into marriage and it’s going to be to something REALLY WEIRD Superman: Don’t make it anything reptilian and if it’s a robot, makes sure it’s not repurposed from anything, okay? Supergirl: NO PROMISES
December 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Saturn Girl: So, how much of your relationship is genuine attraction to one another and how much is just pissing off your cousin/evil ancestor? Supergirl: About 70/30. Brainiac 5: 80/20 for me. Supergirl: Aw, babe.
December 10, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Oracle: Waller says she’s having trouble with Enchantress. Kara, she’s one of your old villains, how did you defeat her? Supergirl: Oh, that was easy. She got her powers from the moon so I just moved it out of orbit. Aquaman: So you were the one who fucked up the tides. Do you have any idea how much extra paperwork I had to do because of that?
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Robin: You and your cousin can travel back in time. Why don’t you go back and save the Waynes? Supergirl: Kal-El says that absurdist problems require absurdist solutions and Batman is more beneficial to society than a happy Bruce. Robin: That’s pretty cold. Supergirl: I live in an orphanage.
December 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Lois Lane also knew about the whole horse thing. Supergirl thought he was just some guy.
Lois Lane making out with Comet the Superhorse’s human form while h th inking “sure he’s usually a horse but whatever he’s hot.”
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Pretty sinister undercurrent to this story about how a much older, very wealthy man in journalism lured a teenager into the profession through extremely inappropriate power dynamics
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Another great issue
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM