I despise liberalism as much as I despise MAGA

I can’t wait to go camping this summer and spend the whole time smoking and reading horror at the river and be too scared to go out to pee at night❤️

Maybe my mental health is actually getting better because every time I've written a post lately I've just deleted it instead.

I wish I had a cooler vice than being addicted to my phone

There should be a monkey you can rent out when you get fleas or bedbugs

If this isn’t a tweet then what is this