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Sophie Baskerville
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Stepping into the light. Girl-mode account, freshly de-anonymised. Here for as long as this place doesn't turn as toxic as xitter/facebørk/instagram/threads are or now will be....
Depends what sort of teaspoon it was, really...
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
October 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
...without even taking the matches out first...
October 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I usually end up taking an extension lead with me. 😤
October 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Imelda Marcos theory of democracy:

“Democracy is the right to shoes”

🧥🚖
October 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
“Bend over Blackadder. It's poker time!”

#BishopOfBathAndWells
#ModernClergy
October 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
To be both practical and considerate for others' viewing sightlines, for preference Opera Hats rather than Top Hats....
October 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The absence of historical violence-free examples (I can find none, but happy to be corrected if there are any) is, to say the least, disturbing and depressing
October 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Complete with all that yummy bitter almond taste if you crunch the pips.

Just don't eat too many that way...

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Cyanide in fruit seeds: how dangerous is an apple?
The seeds, pips and stones of many varieties of fruit contain small amounts of cyanide, so here’s your handy guide on the pips not to eat
www.theguardian.com
October 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I saw what you did there.

“Yuck! How low can you go‽”
“Dachshund”
😶
October 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Maybe the whole Fess was just for the thrill of slipping one in there. Well spotted 🤓
October 10, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Is there more than one of her? 🤭

One Beatrix, several Beatrices - just like matrix, executrix, dominatrix etc...
October 3, 2025 at 8:18 AM
But if she's called Jjjennifer Hhhall then she is invisible 🤭
October 3, 2025 at 8:07 AM
He never drinks Guinness though. Probably because it's from abroad and you have to let it settle....

🧥🚕🫣
October 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
...and yet another grooming route opens up.

Endless enshittification.
August 28, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The Quakers (aka Religious Society of Friends). No problem with any of the LGBT spectrum. Very accepting. All treated with respect.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quakers
Quakers - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
August 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Purple rocks 😊

Happy Tranniversary in advance!
August 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Of course!
August 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
There's even a page about how to do it on the gofundme webshite [sic]

www.gofundme.com/c/blog/help-...
The Ultimate Guide to Financial Help with Vet Bills
Get financial help for vet bills with when you need it. Find resources and support to ease the burden of veterinary expenses.
www.gofundme.com
August 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Aerodynamic until it breaks the surface. Then hydrodynamic, presumably 🤓

Probably very similar shapes for low speed objects without much turdulence (see what I did there? 🤭)
August 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ever was it thus... bean counters only count beans, not quality.

As you say, good luck with that™️
July 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Romani ite domum! 🤪
July 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
And to this day, outside The Little Theatre in Rhyl, can be found this...
July 14, 2025 at 12:29 PM