sophie alpert
@sophiebits.com
you have the ability to understand things
principal engineer, react person, super gay, still masking
principal engineer, react person, super gay, still masking
September 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I have a confession to make. I've gone back and forth on whether to say anything, but I can't keep quiet any longer—not only does this look bad, it makes no sense. Please stop doing the cursor-smoothy effect that Screen Studio does. It's so bad. Not how hovering on things works!! Hello!
July 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I have a confession to make. I've gone back and forth on whether to say anything, but I can't keep quiet any longer—not only does this look bad, it makes no sense. Please stop doing the cursor-smoothy effect that Screen Studio does. It's so bad. Not how hovering on things works!! Hello!
shinigami eyes a bit concerning when it glitches out
April 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
shinigami eyes a bit concerning when it glitches out
hmm I guess not www.nytimes.com/2025/01/29/t...
February 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
hmm I guess not www.nytimes.com/2025/01/29/t...
weirdest review I’ve seen in a while
December 29, 2024 at 6:17 AM
weirdest review I’ve seen in a while
the devil works hard but the figma monetization team works harder
December 3, 2024 at 6:54 PM
the devil works hard but the figma monetization team works harder
wow this one looks gorgeous
November 30, 2024 at 5:48 AM
wow this one looks gorgeous
the musical and movie don’t but the book sure does
November 24, 2024 at 6:11 PM
the musical and movie don’t but the book sure does
so in NYT Connections they advertise a new dark mode.
but I thought, ok, I wonder if the puzzle in the illustration is a new one. bonus puzzle, I figured! after looking closer, I was shocked to discover that
but I thought, ok, I wonder if the puzzle in the illustration is a new one. bonus puzzle, I figured! after looking closer, I was shocked to discover that
November 22, 2024 at 7:42 AM
so in NYT Connections they advertise a new dark mode.
but I thought, ok, I wonder if the puzzle in the illustration is a new one. bonus puzzle, I figured! after looking closer, I was shocked to discover that
but I thought, ok, I wonder if the puzzle in the illustration is a new one. bonus puzzle, I figured! after looking closer, I was shocked to discover that
posting for future searchers:
proximity pairing with a Zoom Room on my Mac has been broken for months even though it works fine on my phone and on coworkers' laptops! I cleared caches, Zoom prefs, etc. to no avail
figured it out today: I had mic mode on "Voice Isolation". works fine on "Standard".
proximity pairing with a Zoom Room on my Mac has been broken for months even though it works fine on my phone and on coworkers' laptops! I cleared caches, Zoom prefs, etc. to no avail
figured it out today: I had mic mode on "Voice Isolation". works fine on "Standard".
November 4, 2024 at 10:48 PM
posting for future searchers:
proximity pairing with a Zoom Room on my Mac has been broken for months even though it works fine on my phone and on coworkers' laptops! I cleared caches, Zoom prefs, etc. to no avail
figured it out today: I had mic mode on "Voice Isolation". works fine on "Standard".
proximity pairing with a Zoom Room on my Mac has been broken for months even though it works fine on my phone and on coworkers' laptops! I cleared caches, Zoom prefs, etc. to no avail
figured it out today: I had mic mode on "Voice Isolation". works fine on "Standard".
apparently I'm guilty of cyberhacking for *checks notes* posting in an internal Facebook workplace group about a misconfigured HTTPS certificate 8 years ago
November 3, 2024 at 10:24 PM
apparently I'm guilty of cyberhacking for *checks notes* posting in an internal Facebook workplace group about a misconfigured HTTPS certificate 8 years ago
these are the closest I’ve gotten
November 2, 2024 at 4:35 AM
these are the closest I’ve gotten
holy forking shirtballs
October 27, 2024 at 9:39 PM
holy forking shirtballs
this tweet isn’t doing as many numbers as I hoped but it’s quite honestly some of my best work
October 19, 2024 at 4:29 AM
this tweet isn’t doing as many numbers as I hoped but it’s quite honestly some of my best work
“we have IT at home!”
the IT at home:
the IT at home:
September 19, 2023 at 3:55 AM
“we have IT at home!”
the IT at home:
the IT at home:
I biked up to twin peaks this morning to get a good view of the city
July 6, 2023 at 4:55 PM
I biked up to twin peaks this morning to get a good view of the city
corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures
May 23, 2023 at 6:22 PM
corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures
I took this thinking I might use it as a passport photo but then I remembered you’re not allowed to wear glasses
May 4, 2023 at 11:01 PM
I took this thinking I might use it as a passport photo but then I remembered you’re not allowed to wear glasses
when you catch someone working two full-time jobs because you find out they’re your coworker at both of yours
May 4, 2023 at 9:53 PM
when you catch someone working two full-time jobs because you find out they’re your coworker at both of yours
you guys have invites?
April 24, 2023 at 4:02 AM
you guys have invites?
