Sophie
@sophiegarrett.bsky.social
2025 in a nutshell: I just got walked past by my therapist while I was stuffing a chocolate coin in my mouth half way through messaging my ex.
December 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
2025 in a nutshell: I just got walked past by my therapist while I was stuffing a chocolate coin in my mouth half way through messaging my ex.
Saw a reindeer butt, got a tree, Christmas spirit +++
December 17, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Saw a reindeer butt, got a tree, Christmas spirit +++
Well hello there, aurora. I see u.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Well hello there, aurora. I see u.
Absolute. Tease.
Clouds begone plz.
Clouds begone plz.
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Absolute. Tease.
Clouds begone plz.
Clouds begone plz.
Stayin’ up late to do some aurora farming.
If these clouds clear I’ll eat my hat, but I shall prepare a hat just in case.
If these clouds clear I’ll eat my hat, but I shall prepare a hat just in case.
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Stayin’ up late to do some aurora farming.
If these clouds clear I’ll eat my hat, but I shall prepare a hat just in case.
If these clouds clear I’ll eat my hat, but I shall prepare a hat just in case.
Pub dog. Pub dog! PUB DOG!!
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Pub dog. Pub dog! PUB DOG!!
How your email finds me
(And will probably still be finding me in 2026, as I don’t expect to leave my ‘learning long and bitchy Bach Busoni pieces’ phase any time soon)
(And will probably still be finding me in 2026, as I don’t expect to leave my ‘learning long and bitchy Bach Busoni pieces’ phase any time soon)
October 2, 2025 at 11:12 PM
How your email finds me
(And will probably still be finding me in 2026, as I don’t expect to leave my ‘learning long and bitchy Bach Busoni pieces’ phase any time soon)
(And will probably still be finding me in 2026, as I don’t expect to leave my ‘learning long and bitchy Bach Busoni pieces’ phase any time soon)
Sincerely hoping I've already immunised myself against all the Covid going around at the moment by getting it in Chicago 🤞🏻
October 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Sincerely hoping I've already immunised myself against all the Covid going around at the moment by getting it in Chicago 🤞🏻
Just popped out to drink my coffee in the sun and spent a solid 5-7 seconds thinking “ah, hummingbird” with regards to a sizeable creature floating around the nearest bush before I re-calibrated and realised that I was admiring a WHOLEASS HORNET.
That’s quite enough outside for today thank you.
That’s quite enough outside for today thank you.
September 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Just popped out to drink my coffee in the sun and spent a solid 5-7 seconds thinking “ah, hummingbird” with regards to a sizeable creature floating around the nearest bush before I re-calibrated and realised that I was admiring a WHOLEASS HORNET.
That’s quite enough outside for today thank you.
That’s quite enough outside for today thank you.
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This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem
September 19, 2025 at 9:37 AM
This may seem cute but if you do this too much the cyclists may become reliant on cars feeding them, disrupting the delicate roadway ecosystem
Reposted by Sophie
Spider pronouns be like: it/ze/bit/xe
September 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Spider pronouns be like: it/ze/bit/xe
That moment when you say to a plumber "is this anything to worry about?" and their response is "oh my GOD 😱"
(home ownership is so fun wheeee) 💀
(home ownership is so fun wheeee) 💀
September 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
That moment when you say to a plumber "is this anything to worry about?" and their response is "oh my GOD 😱"
(home ownership is so fun wheeee) 💀
(home ownership is so fun wheeee) 💀
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Thinking about the time we put a Blue Screen of Death into Nine Inch Nails' stage visuals for ONE FRAME in 2008 and it became an out-of-context meme that still makes the rounds today
August 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Thinking about the time we put a Blue Screen of Death into Nine Inch Nails' stage visuals for ONE FRAME in 2008 and it became an out-of-context meme that still makes the rounds today
I could be at Boomtown this weekend, I could be at #WHY2025, instead I'm at home cleaning my shower.
All is as the universe wills it to be, I'm sure, but that doesn't half suck sometimes.
All is as the universe wills it to be, I'm sure, but that doesn't half suck sometimes.
August 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I could be at Boomtown this weekend, I could be at #WHY2025, instead I'm at home cleaning my shower.
All is as the universe wills it to be, I'm sure, but that doesn't half suck sometimes.
All is as the universe wills it to be, I'm sure, but that doesn't half suck sometimes.
Big belated love to my local festival which made all the Saturday wristbands pride-coloured so a load of Surrey Boomers had to spend the day walking around flying the rainbow flag 👌
July 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Big belated love to my local festival which made all the Saturday wristbands pride-coloured so a load of Surrey Boomers had to spend the day walking around flying the rainbow flag 👌
Started Pride month by leaving my big rainbow umbrella in Sainsbury's and then promptly forgetting about it for 48 hours.
Not auspicious.
Not auspicious.
June 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Started Pride month by leaving my big rainbow umbrella in Sainsbury's and then promptly forgetting about it for 48 hours.
Not auspicious.
Not auspicious.
I decided that ~15 years of saying that I’d get this tattooed ‘someday’ was quite enough.
Happy someday, everyone 🤓
Happy someday, everyone 🤓
June 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I decided that ~15 years of saying that I’d get this tattooed ‘someday’ was quite enough.
Happy someday, everyone 🤓
Happy someday, everyone 🤓
Why is it that ants always turn up when you have no time to deal with ants.
May 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Why is it that ants always turn up when you have no time to deal with ants.
This guy is spending so much time asleep on my lawn at the moment that I think I may have to name him.
Suggestions?
Suggestions?
April 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This guy is spending so much time asleep on my lawn at the moment that I think I may have to name him.
Suggestions?
Suggestions?
Hello there, teeny tiny pinkish hint of the Northern Lights 🩷
April 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hello there, teeny tiny pinkish hint of the Northern Lights 🩷
I think the best part of adulthood is realising that you CAN actually buy that sword if you want to.
April 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I think the best part of adulthood is realising that you CAN actually buy that sword if you want to.
Absolutely delighted by the return of long-walks-in-the-sunshine season
March 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Absolutely delighted by the return of long-walks-in-the-sunshine season
Ah yes, the two main fox forms: pretzel and loaf.
March 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ah yes, the two main fox forms: pretzel and loaf.
So if I can't feasibly do any of the NIN Europe dates apart from Amsterdam (which would mean missing Deftones), it makes perfect sense to, uh, *checks notes*... go see them in New York, right? Right??
January 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
So if I can't feasibly do any of the NIN Europe dates apart from Amsterdam (which would mean missing Deftones), it makes perfect sense to, uh, *checks notes*... go see them in New York, right? Right??