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💙Sophie Socket♠️
@sophiesocket.bsky.social
Southampton dwelling northern monkey 🙉

Political commentator who runs on Greggs, vodka and gravy.

Language: foul

Occasional satire.
Aren’t we fortunate that Americans don’t get to vote for the most powerful leader on the planet?

Oh, wait…
July 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
July 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Fun fact: the same people who want Bob Vylan locked up also want Lucy Connolly released.

Imagine the cognitive dissonance!
June 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Criminals, perverts, liars, racists.

We really would be the 51st State.
June 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
What sort of fucking country do we live in when the story is about ‘men are jailed’ and not ‘a fucking five million pound shitter?’
June 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
You couldn’t make this shit up could you?😂😂😂
June 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
May 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Happy sunny HumpDay Bluesky!
May 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Is it wrong and childish that I now (in my head) call my coffee a ‘Canadiano’ because of my hatred for Trump?
May 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Rocking the Bet Lynch vibe for a works do… "Pals? Pals? You don't know the meaning of the word!".
May 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Do you mind if I skip the dessert?
April 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Imagine…
April 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Sunthampton woohoo 🙌 no big coat needed today!

Hope you’re feeling some sunshine where you are too!!
April 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I’m so down with the world, I’ve been quiet on the socials lately. Some would say that’s a good thing.

I’m gonna try and post at least one thing per day on here from now on though, show that we aren’t giving up.

Let’s fight the fash fuckers!!
March 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
😂😂😂
March 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
If it wasn’t the Zionists, they’d refer to it for what it is…

ETHNIC
fucking
CLEANSING
March 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Wonderful weekend in beautiful Milano!
Always going to leave my apartment and hotel bedding like this from now on…surprise for housekeeping!
March 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Someone needs to break it to him gently…
March 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Vlad & Don’s Day At The Beach 🏖️
March 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
If it wasn't so absurd, watching Trump and Vance bend the knee to Putin would be hilarious.
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
BREAKING: Leeds man left furious after visit to £20 per head buffet leaves him with a £30 bill.
February 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
February 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
London is such a beautiful city in so many ways.

Like every capital city, it has its problems.

I took this from Alexandra Palace on Saturday night.
February 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
“We pray to the almighty Lord our God that Chairman Trump doesn’t sexually assault anyone or fuck a porn star. Amen!”
February 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
February 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM