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sophiie.bsky.social
@sophiie.bsky.social
Criss cross applesauce in the uber home
September 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I have people from high school reaching out to me because of this sandwich I made and posted on Instagram stories. Life is worth living
September 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I found God in gin
September 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I’m not texting you back, it’s because my room isn’t clean
August 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Never had a lychee martini because the lychee looks like a small ball of flesh. gross
July 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Sometimes I take a selfie and I look like Tim Curry and that’s ok
June 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
anyone mind if I have tuna salad for bfast? #proteinintake #yum
April 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I earnestly hope the bring the boom family performs at the Super Bowl
February 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Going to bring back flavored chewing gum. very cunty imo
January 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
today
August 13, 2023 at 2:30 AM
I am going to say so much shit on here
August 11, 2023 at 3:32 AM
Reagan’s war on drugs kind of happened at my house in 2012 but it was my mom putting so much Babybel cheese in the fridge does that make sense?
August 11, 2023 at 3:06 AM